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Text[1064850710] = ["America's Funniest Home Videos 20x05 - Episode 2005","Clips include the hilarious stuff that pint-sized pooches do, unfortunate wedding bloopers, animals that can speak, and the funniest things said by kids. Plus, a special salute to Texas. "]
Text[1064843217] = ["Cold Case 07x05 - WASP","The 1944 murder of the pilot from the WASP program (Civilian women who volunteered to fly missions for the United States Army Air Core) is investigated. "]
Text[1064855581] = ["Curb Your Enthusiasm 07x07 - The Black Swan"," "]
Text[1064855547] = ["Desperate Housewives 06x06 - Don’t Walk on the Grass","As Bree drifts further from Orson, Bree starts to fall for Karl. Katherine continues sadly to seduce Mike, as her conflict with Susan continues to grow. Meanwhile, Juanita gets expelled from school thanks to Gaby, Lynette discovers that Tom is cheating on his mid-term, and Angie keeps the truth about her mother a secret. "]
Text[1064869310] = ["Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 07x06 - Mattingly Family","Clint Black joins Ty's team as they replace a small, single-wide trailer with a newly constructed home. "]
Text[1064875615] = ["Iron Chef America 08x13 - Morimoto vs. Virant"," "]
Text[1064869352] = ["Masterpiece 39x09 - Place of Execution, Part 1","A journalist visits an village in England to create a film concerning the disappearance of a girl from there 40 years earlier. "]
Text[1064871376] = ["Snapped 07x15 - Shannon Torrez"," "]
Text[1064864196] = ["The Amazing Race 15x06 - This is Not My Finest Hour (United Arab Emirates to Netherlands)","One team tells the others a personal secret. Also, the stress of the race is mounting as one contestant breaks down in tears. "]
Text[1064869313] = ["Nature 28x02 - Born Wild: The First Days of Life","Watch as certain animals are seen being born in nature, including marmoset, moose, elephant and gorilla. "]
Text[1064870138] = ["The Girls Next Door 06x04 - The S'more The Merrier"," "]
Text[1064866102] = ["60 Minutes (US) 42x06 - Episode 6","First, just how safe is the vaccine for the H1N1 vaccine virus? Next, a look at the Yakuza, which is the Japanese mafia, and its influence over people worldwide. Also, an investigation of those people who distribute movies over the internet illegally. "]
Text[1064836164] = ["Dexter 04x06 - If I Had a Hammer","Dexter knows it's only a matter of time before Miami Metro discovers the Trinity Killer's latest handiwork. Therefore, he has to work doubly hard to stay one step ahead of their investigation. Meanwhile, Debra becomes frustrated when she finds herself shut out from her own case. She considers bending the rules in the name of justice, risking her career in the process. LaGuerta and Batista come to regret a major decision, and realize that by playing by the rules they may have painted themselves into a corner. And when the friction between Rita and Dexter comes to a head, Dexter gleans relationship advice from a most unlikely source. "]
Text[1064859105] = ["Brothers & Sisters 04x06 - Zen & the Art of Making Mole","Kitty is thrilled when she finds out a surprise visitor is coming to the town, while Sarah struggles with the idea of telling her children about Luc. Meanwhile, Holly receives the help of Ryan and Rebecca in hopes of finding a way to keep her financial future from collapsing, and Kevin and Scotty finally agree on a surrogate. "]
Text[1064877347] = ["Football Night in America 04x08 - Season 4, Episode 8"," "]
Text[1064867030] = ["Californication 03x06 - Glass Houses","Back in L.A. for a short visit, Karen hatches a plan to move the family back to New York for good. Hank's mighty pleased, but Becca's crestfallen about leaving her new best friend, Chelsea. After inviting herself to Hank's class, Karen meets the comely ladies of the university: T.A. Jill Robinson and sexpot student Jackie. Later on, tempers flare when Becca and Chelsea get into some serious trouble and Hank and Karen are forced to pay a tense visit to Chelsea's parents. Charlie is crushed when Marcy loudly consummates her girlhood-crush on Rick Springfield. But Sue Collini thinks up a creative way to restore Charlie's confidence. "]
Text[1064854580] = ["Mad Men 03x12 - The Grown-Ups"," "]
Text[1064877362] = ["Food Network Challenge 09x09 - The Simpsons Mystery Cakes"," "]
Text[1064819468] = ["Big Ideas for a Small Planet 03x13 - Babies"," "]
Text[1064879295] = ["House Hunters International 10x18 - Two Lives in Umbria"," "]
Text[1064875998] = ["The Next Iron Chef 02x05 - Pressure"," "]
Text[1064869415] = ["Storm Chasers 03x03 - Highway to Hail","Reed steps up his science to take on Dr. Josh Wurman?s massive research project. Joel has second thoughts. The fallout reaches Sean, who makes a drastic decision. "]
Text[1064811513] = ["My Fair Wedding 02x06 - Lauren (Renaissance Fair Bride)"," "]
Text[1064843735] = ["Sonny With A Chance 01x18 - Hart to Hart","After Sonny convinces Tawni to fire her manager, not knowing it was Tawni's mom, Sonny and her mom Connie try to devise a plan to get Tawni and her mom back together. Meanwhile, Nico and Grady try to get past the new security guard and his dummy so they can use Chad's private bathroom. "]
Text[1064868445] = ["UnSung 02x05 - Teena Marie","Airs at 08:00 pm On TV One
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Text[1064858703] = ["Bored to Death 01x07 - The Case of the Stolen Sperm","Concerned over the sudden disappearance of the two lesbians who have been buying his sperm, Ray enlists Jonathan to help him track the couple down. After breaking into their apartment, Jonathan learns the pair has flown the coop--but not without leaving behind a clue that both shocks and intrigues Ray. Meanwhile, George ignores Jonathan's warnings by publishing a disparaging editorial about Richard Antrem, sending his publishing rival into a fit of rage at the local watering hole. "]
Text[1064842928] = ["Three Rivers 01x05 - Alone Together","The partner of Andy's wife is suffering from an aortic aneurysm, causing Andy to attempt a new and risky procedure in order to save his life. "]
Text[1064877387] = ["On The Case With Paula Zahn 01x03 - Honeymoon Hit"," "]
Text[1064844663] = ["Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew 01x01 - Pilot"," "]
Text[1064877393] = ["Leave It To Lamas 01x04 - Babes in Bikerland"," "]
Text[1064858711] = ["Styl'd 01x01 - Pilot"," "]
Text[1064872495] = ["Dallas Divas & Daughters 01x05 - Wicked Rich","Airs at 08:00 pm On
Style
Evan Bourne vs. Jack Swagger; Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry; Ricky Hatton vs. Chavo Guerrero (Boxer vs. Wrestler Match);
Triple H & Shawn Michaels vs. Unified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show "]
Text[1064868556] = ["The Colbert Report 05x139 - Nicholas Thompson"," "]
Text[1064875526] = ["Million Dollar Listing 03x04 - Jumping Through Hoops for a Signature","Josh wants a listing on 20 acres of ocean view land in Malibu, but the owner isn’t signing until he drafts and presents a marketing plan to him at his home in Montana. Chad lists a Hollywood Hills pad that should be a slam-dunk with help of another agent, while Madison hunts for investment properties for one of his most demanding clients. Chad asks his girlfriend Victoria a question that will make or break their relationship.Airs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 07:30 pm On Disney XD
"]
Text[1064884124] = ["Emeril Green 02x36 - Vegan Soul Cookin'"," "]
Text[1064884125] = ["Emeril Green 02x37 - Pass the Cheese, Please"," "]
Text[1064866892] = ["Solved (2008) 02x11 - Life and Death"," "]
Text[1064870130] = ["All Worked Up 01x05 - Episode 5","Airs at 09:00 pm On
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truTVAirs at 10:00 pm On DIRECTV
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Text[1064864673] = ["Jimmy Kimmel Live 07x152 - Pamela Anderson, "Dancing with the Stars" castoffs Mark Dacascos & Michael Irvin, Manny "Pac-Man" Pa"," "]
Text[1064876984] = ["Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List S05-Special - Balls of Steel","Airs at 09:00 pm On
Bravo
Fresh off his break-up with Adrianna, Navid receives dating advice from Samantha Ronson (appearing as herself) while out with Liam, Teddy and Ivy (guest star Gillian Zinser) at the Edison.
Worried that Adrianna will relapse, Naomi and Silver enlist Navid’s assistance. Dixon reveals his situation with Sasha to Debbie and Harry, prompting Debbie to do some investigating.
Jen and Ryan meet up with Pharrell (appearing as himself) to watch a performance of N.E.R.D. "]
Text[1064876090] = ["Tabatha’s Salon Takeover 02x01 - Orbit Salon: Chicago, Ill.","Airs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 10:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:00 pm On
StyleAirs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 09:00 pm On DIRECTV
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Text[1064870716] = ["Destination Truth 03x09 - The Bhutan Yeti"," "]
Text[1064852228] = ["Megabuilders 04x04 - Glitz City","In Las Vegas -- the quintessential city of razzle-dazzle and bling -- MGM is going for the ultimate one-upmanship. The Hollywood lion is building a 31-hectare mini-city with all amenities for those living there or visiting. It'll cost a cool $9 billion -- the largest privately financed project in North America - ever. This is a story of a massive project being built in a very short time. "]
Text[769717] = ["The Spectacular Spider-Man 02x11 - Subtext","Airs at 09:00 pm On Disney XD
"]
Text[1064870337] = ["Tyler Perry's House of Payne 06x01 - Where's the Payne?","Calving notices that Miranda is missing. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella get a new housemate in Claretha. "]
Text[1064870338] = ["Tyler Perry's House of Payne 06x02 - Recurring Paynes","Calvin is confronted by Miranda's mother. Meanwhile, C.J., Janine, and Jazmine come back to town. "]
Text[1064872732] = ["Dinner: Impossible 07x10 - Double Jeopardy"," "]
Text[1064845538] = ["Living With Ed 03x03 - For Better or Worse"," "]
Text[1064876095] = ["Most Daring 06x01 - Horror on the Highway 3","Airs at 09:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 08:00 pm On Disney XD
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Text[1064855217] = ["Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns 03x02 - Meet the Lessons","Sasha and Will Battle it out regarding Brianna's news. In order to be close to the new principal Cora joins a spin class. "]
Text[1064855216] = ["Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns 03x01 - Meet the Two Left Feet","Will takes secret Salsa dancing lessons so he can take Sasha to a party, but Sasha thinks he's cheating on her. The Colonel and Edna decide to move out of Brown Meadows and move in together. "]
Text[1064853982] = ["The Middle 01x06 - The Front Door","Mike insists that Axl fix the front door after he accidentally breaks it down. Meanwhile, it's time for Sue's school picture and she's not exactly photogenic. "]
Text[1064866466] = ["Man v. Food 02x14 - Detroit, MI"," "]
Text[1064866929] = ["Late Night with Jimmy Fallon 01x142 - Cameron Diaz, Shaun White, Monsters of Folk"," "]
Text[1064865450] = ["The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien 01x96 - Amy Poehler, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, the Bravery"," "]
Text[1064876044] = ["The Wendy Williams Show 03x43 - Interview Guest Paris Hilton; Musical Guest Amerie"," "]
Text[1064868467] = ["Mercy 01x06 - The Last Thing I Said Was","Veronica takes advice from a courageous cancer patient by getting enough nerves to admit to her husband that she's had an affair. Elsewhere, an experienced patient gives relationship advice to Sonia, and Chloe plans a reunion with her ex-boyfriend. "]
Text[1064863848] = ["Modern Family 01x07 - En Garde","Manny has a newfound interest in his life, fencing, and the family comes out for support. Elsewhere, Luke has a hidden talent and Phil is determined to uncover it. "]
Text[1064868866] = ["Cougar Town 01x07 - Don't Come Around Here No More","Jules accepts a date with an older man, which she regrets, just to get out of the house. Grayson wants Jules to bet with her that she can't spend a day by herself. "]
Text[1064868560] = ["Eastwick 01x07 - Red Ants and Black Widows","Roxie wants to fulfill the last wish of Chad, but must figure out what it is. Joanna deals with her lingering questions about the kidnapping ordeal. Kat discovers that the answer she needs may be answered by Bun's old friend. "]
Text[1064868506] = ["The Jay Leno Show 01x38 - Jenna Bush Hager, Laura Bush, Mikey Day","Author Jenna Bush Hager, former first lady Laura Bush and comic Mikey Day are Jay's guests today. "]
Text[1064851189] = ["Hank (2009) 01x05 - Hanksgiving","Hank realizes his worst nightmare when his mother-in-law pays a visit for their first Thanksgiving in a new home. "]
Text[1064877402] = ["The Bureau 01x05 - Lethal Contact"," "]
Text[1064875858] = ["Destroy Build Destroy 01x07 - Football Team vs. Marching Band"," "]
Text[1064863372] = ["Secret Girlfriend 01x05 - You Get an Aquarium Girl/Your Buddies Get into a Fight","Your friends hire an "Aquarium Girl" to hang out on your couch in her underwear - and later, as you and Jessica hunt for a place to have sex before she leaves town, Phil gets jealous of Sam's new friends. "]
Text[1064866853] = ["MysteryQuest 01x07 - Devil's Island","Alcatraz
Date Range
1934-1963
Location
A former federal maximum-security prison, Alcatraz is located on an island in the San Francisco Bay 1.5 miles off the coast of California.
History
The history of Alcatraz prison began in 1861 when the U.S. military converted a military fortress on the island into a jail to house Confederate sympathizers. In 1934 the military handed the prison over to the Department of Justice, and for 29 years it served as a maximum-security civilian prison for America's most dangerous offenders. Also known as "The Rock," because of the 12 acres of solid rock on which it was built, the prison housed a number of well-known offenders in its history. Gangster Al Capone was transferred to the isolated penitentiary in 1934 after he was discovered bribing guards at a federal prison in Atlanta. Another famous inmate was murderer Robert Stroud, known as the "Birdman of Alcatraz." Imprisoned on the island prison from 1942 to 1959, Stroud earned his nickname because he became fascinated with birds and wrote an important book on the subject while in prison. Because of its island location and tight security, few escape attempts from Alcatraz were ever made, and it is believed that none was successful. The most famous attempt was known as the "Battle at Alcatraz," which started with a six-man escape but turned into a violent uprising. The island prison was shut down in March 1963 after critics called its isolation cells cruel and inhumane and its island location made it too costly to maintain. In 1972 Alcatraz Island became part of the Golden Gate National Recreation Area and has been a popular tourist destination ever since. Some tourists are even lured to the island for the fabled stories of hauntings at the old prison. Witnesses say they have seen and heard the ghosts of its notorious prisoners emanating from the old penitentiary building. "]
Text[1064867881] = ["Bank of Mom and Dad 01x06 - Carmela"," "]
Text[1064844621] = ["Man Shops Globe 01x05 - India"," "]
Text[1064876164] = ["First In 01x07 - Gangs"," "]
Text[1064845534] = ["Nature, Inc. 01x04 - Coral Cashpoint"," "]
Text[1064866854] = ["Nostradamus Effect 01x08 - Fatima's Lost Prophecy"," "]
Text[1064877428] = ["The Shift 02x09 - Sketched"," "]
Text[1064865095] = ["Alaska State Troopers 01x04 - The Wild West","This episode takes viewers across Alaska's vast frontier as Troopers fight crime in Brevig Mission, survey the devastating flooding of the mighty Yukon River, go inside the walls of Anvil Mountain Correction Center in Nome, and take a few minutes to watch part of the famed Iditarod Dog Sled Race. "]
Text[1064875885] = ["Flowers Uncut With Jeff Leatham 01x01 - Pilot: Virgin Alley"," "]
Text[1064875886] = ["Flowers Uncut With Jeff Leatham 01x02 - Big Floral Wedding"," "]
Text[1064876062] = ["Lock N' Load 01x03 - Granny's Got a Gun"," "]
Text[1064878737] = ["Income Property 02x05 - One on One Income Property Management Lesson"," "]
Text[1064874190] = ["Naked Science 06x03 - Dirty Bomb Attack","In Dirty Bomb Attack, a one-hour docudrama for the National Geographic Channel, a US city is the target of a hypothetical radiological attack. The episode begins with a dramatization of a car bomb detonating in a busy street and sets up the question, what happens next?" The answer is given through the lens of representative characters: a victim near the blast site whose radiation symptoms develop over time; first responders who go into the hot zone to save lives and help with the clean up; a pregnant mother and her child living in a contaminated area who must be evacuated and forensic scientists who comb through evidence to determine how lethal the attack was and who is responsible. By concentrating on these key story lines and weaving back and forth between them Dirty Bomb Attack paints an accurate and often gripping picture of the aftermath of a radiological attack and gives viewers useful information in the event that we ever find ourselves faced with this kind of disaster in the future. "]
Text[1064877727] = ["American Chopper 06x15 - Siemen's Electric Bike"," "]
Text[1064847820] = ["Bones 05x06 - Tough Man in the Tender Chicken","When the remains of a chicken farmer are found on a river bank, Booth and Brennan are called to investigate. They soon uncover that the farmer, who was also a well-known animal rights activist, was about to inherit a chicken factory, leading him to make several enemies with motive to kill him. "]
Text[1064817322] = ["CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10x06 - Death and the Maiden","A teenaged boy is brutally beaten in an alleyway, but refuses treatment or processing, making investigation of the crime complicated for Nick and Catherine. Meanwhile, Ray and Greg investigate a fire which was apparently set to hide a murder. Things get still more complicated when it turns out there is an apparent connection between the two events. Hodges also talks to Eckley to help Wendy make the switch from lab tech to fieldwork. "]
Text[1064863045] = ["Grey's Anatomy 06x08 - Invest In Love","The parents of Arizona's 10-year-old patient offer the hospital a generous donation, but Arizona finds herself in a conflict of interest when the patient's condition worsens. Cristina tests her boundaries with Owen. "]
Text[1064818116] = ["It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 05x08 - Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens","When a merchandising convention comes to town, the gang tries to develop marketable products in an attempt to build the Paddy's brand. "]
Text[1064864675] = ["Jimmy Kimmel Live 07x154 - Jesse Williams, Florence and the Machine"," "]
Text[1064868148] = ["Last Call with Carson Daly 08x103 - Newt Gingrich, Ashley Fiolek, Matisyahu"," "]
Text[1064866110] = ["Late Show with David Letterman 17x39 - Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada & Andy Pettitte, Bill Maher, Keith Urban"," "]
Text[1064869264] = ["Project Runway 06x12 - The Art of Design"," "]
Text[1064863306] = ["Supernatural 05x08 - Changing Channels","While investigating a decapitation in Ohio, the brothers discover that the Trickster is responsible, and has pulled them into a TV reality where they are forced to play out the roles of TV characters to escape... or die. "]
Text[1064866381] = ["Survivor 19x08 - All Hell Breaks Loose"," "]
Text[1064868555] = ["The Daily Show 14x142 - Amb. Susan Rice"," "]
Text[1064866115] = ["The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 05x180 - Denis Leary, Jena Malone"," "]
Text[1064854789] = ["The Office 06x08 - Double Date","Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Pam's mother. "]
Text[1064877007] = ["TNA iMPACT! 07x05 - November 5, 2009"," "]
Text[1064868559] = ["The Colbert Report 05x142 - Joey Cheek, Chief William Bratton"," "]
Text[1064880947] = ["My First Place 11x09 - Picky and Plugging Away"," "]
Text[1064857332] = ["The Real Housewives Of Orange County 05x01 - When the Times Get Tough, the Tough Go Shopping","Airs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 09:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 09:00 pm On
truTV
Santino Marella vs. Chavo Guerrero
Jack Swagger vs. Primo
Paul Burchill vs. Tyler Reks
Chris Jericho vs. Finlay "]
Text[1064866085] = ["Community 01x08 - Home Economics","When everyone learns that Jeff is living in his car, they come to his aid despite Jeff's reluctance to accept help. Meanwhile, Pierce becomes the keyboardist for Vaughn's band and Annie helps Troy plan a date with another girl. "]
Text[1064868507] = ["The Jay Leno Show 01x39 - Wanda Sykes, Rachael Ray, Dan Finnerty & the Dan Band"," "]
Text[1064877757] = ["Watch What Happens: Live 01x17 - Season 1, Episode 17","Airs at 12:00 am On
BravoAirs at 10:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:30 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:00 pm On
Starz
Later, Steve will help two busy architects build an eco-smart playroom for their kids. "]
Text[1064867859] = ["The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien 01x98 - Cory Monteith, Harland Williams, the Pixies"," "]
Text[1064875992] = ["DietTribe 02x06 - Starting Over"," "]
Text[1064876046] = ["The Wendy Williams Show 03x45 - Wanda Sykes"," "]
Text[1064869074] = ["The Jay Leno Show 01x40 - Elizabeth Banks"," "]
Text[1064855035] = ["Lock N' Load with R. Lee Ermey (2009) 01x12 - MG2"," "]
Text[1064875897] = ["King of the Crown 01x07 - Battle of the Blondes"," "]
Text[1064875898] = ["King of the Crown 01x08 - The Family that Pageants Together, Stays Together"," "]
Text[1064857012] = ["Life on Top 01x06 - Girls Night Out","Sophie discovers another side to Vertex's temperamental assistant Regina when they go out for drinks; Bella and Andre's connection grows stronger as Cassia begins a new relationship. Meanwhile, D reveals to Maya that he is falling for her; and Avi offers Sophie some shocking career advice. "]
Text[1064876173] = ["I'm Alive 01x05 - Out of the Blue"," "]
Text[1064861780] = ["Heavy Metal Task Force 01x05 - Season 1, Episode 5","A transport is dispatched to rescue a platoon of marines deep in enemy territory, a gigantic wheel excavator digs deep into German soil, and a six-legged barge takes on the treacherous North Sea to install an offshore wind farm. "]
Text[1064875889] = ["Lobstermen 01x04 - Breaking Point"," "]
Text[1064870725] = ["Ancients Behaving Badly 01x01 - Caligula","This young Roman emperor had a fearsome reputation as a sadist, a murderer...and a raving lunatic. "]
Text[1064875940] = ["Platinum Babies 01x01 - Victoria & Tom"," "]
Text[1064875941] = ["Platinum Babies 01x02 - Tara & Andrew"," "]
Text[1064876457] = ["Pit Bulls and Parolees 01x02 - Redemption"," "]
Text[1064881005] = ["NOW on PBS 05x08 - Season 5, Episode 8"," "]
Text[1064870992] = ["America's Most Wanted 23x06 - Seven Minutes of Murder Special Edition"," "]
Text[1064864143] = ["Austin City Limits 35x06 - Elvis Costello/Band of Heathens"," "]
Text[1064871278] = ["Cops 22x08 - Dangerous Arrests"," "]
Text[1064863755] = ["Saturday Night Live 35x05 - Taylor Swift","Musician Taylor Swift hosts and performs "You Belong with Me" and "Untouchable."
Sketches include "The End of an Era," "Carter 'N Sons BBQ," "The View," "Digital Short: Firelight," "Hollywood Dish," "Teens Raising Awareness About Awful Parent Drivers," "Weekend Update" with guests Nicholas Fehn and Sarah McLachlan, "Penelope at a Wedding Reception," "Scared Straight," "The Roommate," and "Bunny Business." "]
Text[1064833894] = ["ABC Saturday Night College Football 04x08 - Southern California at Arizona State"," "]
Text[1064844642] = ["Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 04x05 - Episode 405"," "]
Text[1064813669] = ["The Academy (US) 03x03 - Attention To Detail"," "]
Text[1064819685] = ["Legend of the Seeker 02x01 - Marked","In the riveting second season premiere, Richard discovers that in defeating the sinister tyrant Darken Rahl, victory is short-lived when he inadvertently opens a rift to the underworld, unleashing an even greater evil on the world of the living. As Richard, Kahlan and Zedd prepare for a quest to find the Stone of Tears, the only force that can close the rift, Triana, a defiant Mord'Sith, challenges Cara's authority. "]
Text[1064883177] = ["The Secret Saturdays 02x01 - Kur (part 1)"," "]
Text[1064877154] = ["The Dish 02x23 - Season 2, Episode 23","Airs at 10:00 pm On
StyleAirs at 10:00 pm On TV One
"]
Text[1064866167] = ["Cats 101 02x01 - TBA"," "]
Text[1064877119] = ["World's Strictest Parents 01x13 - Knight Family"," "]
Text[1064824005] = ["The Wanda Sykes Show 01x01 - Mary Lynn Rajskub, Phil Keoghan, Daryl Mitchell"," "]
Text[1064877134] = ["Head Games 01x05 - Episode 10"," "]
Text[1064878676] = ["Celebrity Ghost Stories 01x05 - Lisa Rinna, Jeffrey Ross, Vincent Curatola, Illeana Douglas"," "]
Text[1064875900] = ["Superfetch 01x11 - Find the Remote/Find Me a Girlfriend"," "]
Text[1064875901] = ["Superfetch 01x12 - Doggie Personal Trainer/Dog is the DJ"," "]
Text[1064884452] = ["Top 20 Most Shocking 01x06 - Women Out of Control","Airs at 08:00 pm On
truTV
It only gets worse when he's forced to become her errand boy after she breaks her hip. "]
Text[1064869419] = ["Family Guy S08-Special - Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show","Seth MacFarlane invades FOX's Sunday Night “Animation Domination” with a commercial-free variety special starring MacFarlane and his “Family Guy” co-star Alex Borstein.
This half-hour special will highlight the duo's subversive and unique comedic sensibilities and feature original animation, live-action performances of “Family Guy's” most memorable musical numbers, comedy sketches and surprise celebrity guests "]
Text[1064825224] = ["Family Guy 08x05 - Hannah Banana","Stewie attends a concert of a teen superstar and discovers a surprising secret about the singer.
Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove to the family that the Evil Monkey is real. "]
Text[1064877771] = ["House Hunters 38x01 - Single in Seattle"," "]
Text[1064875616] = ["Iron Chef America 08x14 - Cora vs. Phan"," "]
Text[1064882776] = ["Masterpiece 39x10 - Place of Execution Part 2"," "]
Text[1064871377] = ["Snapped 07x16 - Monique Turrene"," "]
Text[1064866370] = ["The Amazing Race 15x07 - This is the Worst Thing I've Ever Done in My Life (Netherlands to Sweden)"," "]
Text[1064877376] = ["The Girls Next Door 06x05 - Undercover Girl"," "]
Text[1064812580] = ["Sunday Night Football 04x09 - Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles"," "]
Text[1064869829] = ["Hannah Montana 03x25 - Can't Get Home To You, Girl","Miley makes plan to have a girls night out with Lily on her birthday but her plane gets delayed and she has to get help from some pretty crazy Robbie Ray fans to get home to her in time. Meanwhile since Oliver is sick Jackson is left to keep Lily company and is not a very good host. "]
Text[1064873483] = ["60 Minutes (US) 42x07 - Episode 7","Katie Couric talks with Andre Agassi about his autobiography. Steve Kroft reports on hackers getting into computer systems that run crucial elements of the world's infrastructure. "]
Text[1064840740] = ["Dexter 04x07 - Slack Tide","Dexter finds himself enjoying a brief moment of tranquility. He's finally managed to strike a balance between work, family... and other pursuits. But he's keenly aware that times like these aren't meant to last. When Miami Metro discovers a string of murders connected to a prominent photographer, Dexter sees an opportunity for a clean kill. However, his plans seem to be thwarted every step of the way. Quinn has taken a renewed interest in Dexter's nightlife. Dexter's plans to keep Astor and Cody distracted with new activities soon backfire. Even Harry disapproves of Dexter's choice of pastime, urging him instead to focus his efforts on the Trinity Killer. Meanwhile, Debra returns to work, frustrated to find everyone treating her with kid gloves. She decides to concentrate on her pursuit of the Trinity Killer as well as delving into her father's checkered past - investigations which Dexter fears might lead her to danger - or worse, the truth. "]
Text[1064860342] = ["Brothers & Sisters 04x07 - The Wig Party","Facing the ramifications of her cancer treatment, Kitty is devastated, while Nora makes an unexpected friend with benefits. Meanwhile, Scotty faces an emotional illness when his father informs him of some shocking news about his marriage. "]
Text[1064877348] = ["Football Night in America 04x09 - Season 4, Episode 9"," "]
Text[1064840059] = ["Metalocalypse 03x01 - RenovationKlok"," "]
Text[1064867031] = ["Californication 03x07 - So Here's The Thing ...","Eager to set things right with Karen again, Hank tries to distance himself from the ladies of the university. But after Dean Koons catches Hank in an intimate moment with Jackie, Hank finds himself more entangled than ever. Meanwhile, his attempts to cool things off with Felicia and Jill begin to backfire. Adding insult to injury, Becca calls Hank out on the awful example he's been setting for her. Charlie fights to keep Sue Collini's favorite client from leaving the agency. Later, Sue asks Charlie for a most curious favor. "]
Text[1064854581] = ["Mad Men 03x13 - Shut the Door. Have a Seat"," "]
Text[1064879296] = ["House Hunters International 10x19 - Combining Homes in Calgary"," "]
Text[1064875999] = ["The Next Iron Chef 02x06 - UMAMI (Deliciousness)"," "]
Text[1064876147] = ["Keeping Up with the Kardashians S04-Special - The Wedding"," "]
Text[1064871384] = ["Storm Chasers 03x04 - Inside the Tornado!","As tornado potential skyrockets across the Missouri plains, Sean's prized TIV2 breaks down mid-chase and is left on the sidelines. Meanwhile, Reed's new data-gathering radar allows him to step up from aggressive chaser to extreme scientist, but his long-time chasing partner Joel quits to join another chase team. Undaunted, Reed keeps up the pace until finally he and Tim Samaras face off with a violent rain-wrapped tornado. Tim deploys probes and runs for his life, but Reed pushes close to the monster -- through downed power-lines -- to score the intercept of a lifetime. "]
Text[777751] = ["The Cleveland Show 01x05 - Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb","Cleveland Junior takes a vow of chastity after overhearing Cleveland try to convince Roberta to remain a virgin, however it may not be all he had hoped for after he overhears Cleveland making fun of him.
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Text[1064877380] = ["My Fair Wedding 02x07 - Jamie (Mummer Bride)"," "]
Text[1064872981] = ["Sonny With A Chance 01x19 - Sonny in the Middle","Sonny gives Nico and Grady a video game chair, not knowing it would make both of them mad at each other, so Sonny tries to get both of them back together. Meanwhile, Zora tricks Tawni and Chad to go to "Giraffes on Ice" by pretending to be upset. "]
Text[1064875843] = ["UnSung 02x06 - Bootsy Collins","Airs at 08:00 pm On TV One
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Text[1064858704] = ["Bored to Death 01x08 - Take a Dive"," "]
Text[1064873246] = ["JONAS 01x18 - Double Date","Van Dyke asks Stella on a date to El Meat, a new, all-meat restaurant, and Joe crashes the date with Macy, in order to keep an eye on Stella. Kevin has an addiction to Nick's cookies and Nick tries to teach Kevin about self-control.
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Text[1064865470] = ["Brothers (2009) 01x08 - Mike's Comeback"," "]
Text[1064864694] = ["Three Rivers 01x06 - Where We Lie","Lisa becomes very attached to an 8-year-old boy who she witnesses being crushed by a ride at a fair. Meanwhile, Andy and David try to get a VAD (ventricular assist device) for one of their patients. "]
Text[1064877388] = ["On The Case With Paula Zahn 01x04 - Hit Or Miss"," "]
Text[1064871652] = ["Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew 01x02 - Season 1, Episode 2"," "]
Text[1064877394] = ["Leave It To Lamas 01x05 - Dollars and Sense"," "]
Text[1064872496] = ["Dallas Divas & Daughters 01x06 - Like Mother, Like Daughter","Airs at 08:00 pm On
Style
Evan Bourne vs. Jack Swagger; Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry
Ricky Hatton vs. Chavo Guerrero (in a "Boxer vs. Wrestler" Match); Triple H & Shawn Michaels vs. Unified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show "]
Text[1064870140] = ["The Colbert Report 05x143 - Thomas Campbell"," "]
Text[1064875527] = ["Million Dollar Listing 03x05 - Looking to Score in Malibu","Competition between the agents heats up in Malibu as Chad snatches one of Madison’s former multi-million dollar listings. Meanwhile, Madison takes-on a familiar Malibu listing with an ocean view, but soon realizes that the market has bottomed out for top homes. And Josh makes a spur of the moment gamble while also dealing with a potential health issue.Airs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 10:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:30 pm On
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Text[1064884126] = ["Emeril Green 02x38 - Full Circle Farming"," "]
Text[1064884127] = ["Emeril Green 02x39 - Feel the Heat"," "]
Text[1064859704] = ["Lopez Tonight 01x01 - Pilot"," "]
Text[1064876156] = ["Solved (2008) 02x12 - Poisoned by Love"," "]
Text[1064870126] = ["Bait Car 02x13 - LA","Airs at 08:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 08:30 pm On
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Text[1064867861] = ["Jimmy Kimmel Live 07x156 - Chris O'Donnell, Bill Simmons, "Dancing with the Stars" castoff Aaron Carter, Amerie"," "]
Text[1064876101] = ["Johnny Test 04x02 - Porta Johnny"," "]
Text[1064870009] = ["Last Call with Carson Daly 08x105 - Paul Scheer, Joey Logano, Grizzly Bear"," "]
Text[1064868500] = ["Late Show with David Letterman 17x42 - Jack Hanna, Shakira"," "]
Text[1064854547] = ["NCIS 07x07 - Endgame","With the team's help, Vance faces his demons while uncovering a complex relationship with a killer that puts his whole family in danger. "]
Text[1064874853] = ["Scare Tactics 04x06 - The Collector"," "]
Text[1064835710] = ["So You Think You Can Dance 06x13 - Top 16 Perform"," "]
Text[1064872487] = ["The Biggest Loser 08x09 - Season 8, Episode 9"," "]
Text[1064870463] = ["The Daily Show 14x144 - Serena Williams"," "]
Text[1064869077] = ["The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 05x183 - Adam Arkin, fashion director Nina Garcia"," "]
Text[1064870141] = ["The Colbert Report 05x144 - Maria Shriver"," "]
Text[1064862988] = ["NOVA 37x05 - Becoming Human: Birth of Humanity"," "]
Text[1064872548] = ["The Hills 05x17 - On To The Next"," "]
Text[1064865494] = ["Dirty Jobs 05x16 - Glass Maker","Mike goes to Jonesboro, Arkansas to perform dung beetle research. Then he heads to Williamstown, West Virginia to try his hand at making glass art. "]
Text[1064842461] = ["Secret Lives Of Women 05x13 - Born to Breed"," "]
Text[1064877039] = ["Frontline (US) 28x04 - Alaska Gold"," "]
Text[1064876996] = ["ECW 04x23 - 111009"," "]
Text[1064868873] = ["The Universe 04x12 - Extreme Energy","Ours is a universe of energy, from powerful jets ejected from black holes to the raw nuclear fury of our Sun. But, the total amount of energy in the universe maintains perfect equilibrium--no more can be added or taken away. Because of this, there are enormous amounts of energy being transferred...electric, thermal, kinetic and magnetic energy are just a few that keep our universe balanced--and create awesome cosmic events and stellar displays. "]
Text[1064847859] = ["World Series of Poker 41x31 - 2009 Main Event 10K Buy-In Part 25 of 26"," "]
Text[1064847860] = ["World Series of Poker 41x32 - 2009 Main Event 10K Buy-In Part 26 of 26"," "]
Text[1064878725] = ["Independent Lens 11x05 - D Tour"," "]
Text[1064876158] = ["Parking Wars 03x11 - Season 3, Episode 11"," "]
Text[1064876159] = ["Parking Wars 03x12 - Season 3, Episode 12"," "]
Text[1064869758] = ["Chelsea Lately 03x192 - Molly Sims, Chris Hardwick, Maz Jobrani, Loni Love"," "]
Text[1064835393] = ["Sons of Anarchy 02x10 - Balm"," "]
Text[1064869695] = ["90210 02x09 - A Trip to the Moon","With the help of Teddy, Jackie surprises Silver with a half-birthday celebration that takes her back to her childhood birthday parties.
Navid witnesses Adrianna buying drugs from Jasper, forcing Navid to confront him about being a drug dealer.
Dixon is determined to confront Sasha about her miscarriage, forcing Debbie and Harry to reveal that Sasha lied about being pregnant. Annie and Jasper profess their love for each other and decide to take their relationship to the next level.
After getting into a fight on the beach, Liam, with the help of Dixon, Teddy and Ivy, devises a plan seek revenge on Jen. Ryan Eggold also stars. "]
Text[1064876091] = ["Tabatha’s Salon Takeover 02x02 - Allure: Miami, Fla.","Airs at 10:00 pm On
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Text[1064853133] = ["South Park 13x13 - Dances with Smurfs","Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers. "]
Text[1064835711] = ["So You Think You Can Dance 06x14 - 2 of 16 Voted Off"," "]
Text[1064870464] = ["The Daily Show 14x145 - Clarence Clemons"," "]
Text[1064869078] = ["The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 05x184 - Kenneth Branagh, the Swell Season"," "]
Text[1064881989] = ["The Real World 22x14 - Return To Duty"," "]
Text[1064877072] = ["The Real World/Road Rules Challenge 18x07 - Silence Of The Ruins"," "]
Text[1064840481] = ["The Ultimate Fighter 10x09 - Heavyweights #9","Quarterfinals begin tonight. Scheduled fight is Roy Nelson vs. Justin Wren. "]
Text[1064870142] = ["The Colbert Report 05x145 - Christopher Caldwell"," "]
Text[1064870459] = ["Top Chef 06x12 - Strip Around the World","Airs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 09:00 pm On DIRECTV
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Text[1064852229] = ["Megabuilders 04x05 - Hard Rock Park","The world's first rock and roll theme park: Hard Rock Park in Myrtle Beach, SC. Unforeseen problems and one-of-a-kind rides like Maximum RPM threaten to keep the veteran crew from finishing in time for the grand opening. "]
Text[1064872743] = ["Tyler Perry's House of Payne 06x03 - Wigging Out","Miranda returns with shocking news for Calvin; Claretha decides to start a home business.t "]
Text[1064872744] = ["Tyler Perry's House of Payne 06x04 - Payne Speaking","Curtis protests his retirement and the fact that C.J. will be taking over his job; Ella battles with a new pastor. "]
Text[1064872733] = ["Dinner: Impossible 07x11 - WWE: A Mission on the Mat"," "]
Text[1064845539] = ["Living With Ed 03x04 - Unplugged"," "]
Text[1064876097] = ["Most Daring 06x03 - Sudden Terror 3","Airs at 09:00 pm On
truTV
Date Range
August 31-November 9, 1888
Location
Whitechapel district of London's East End, England
History
In 1888, a string of gruesome murders gripped the city of London. The unidentified murderer, who came be known as Jack the Ripper, sliced the throats of five unsuspecting prostitutes, mutilating all except one of them. Jack the Ripper's first victim was Mary Ann Nichols, whom he killed on the night of August 31, 1888. The mother of five children, Nichols was found dead with her throat slit and her stomach mutilated. A week later, on September 8, 1888, Jack the Ripper struck again, murdering Annie Chapman, a 47-year-old prostitute who was found dead and disemboweled. On September 30, Jack the Ripper killed his third and fourth victims: He cut the throat of Elizabeth Stride but did not touch her body--investigators believed he was interrupted before he could. Later that night he killed Catherine Eddowes and savagely mutilated her body and face.
Investigators initially made no headway in discovering the perpetrator of the grisly crimes, which were known popularly as the "Whitechapel murders", after the location in which they occurred. Then on September 27 a news agency received a letter that began "Dear Boss." It was written in red ink and signed "Jack the Ripper"; the pseudonym stuck. A few days later a postcard smeared with blood arrived at the same location, and soon after, a deluge of letters claiming to be written by Jack the Ripper were sent to the police and the press. One letter, sent on October 16 to the Mile End Vigilance Committee, a group of non-professionals convened to help solve the murders, arrived with a piece of a human kidney, which the author claimed belonged to Catherine Eddowes. The fact that the killer had the surgical skill to remove a kidney caused investigators to suspect that he might be a doctor, but they still made no progress on the case. The last murder thought to be tied to Jack the Ripper was Mary Jane Kelly, whom he killed on the night of November 9. To this day, Jack the Ripper has not been identified. "]
Text[1064867882] = ["Bank of Mom and Dad 01x07 - Stacey"," "]
Text[1064844622] = ["Man Shops Globe 01x06 - UK"," "]
Text[1064876165] = ["First In 01x08 - What's Your Emergency?"," "]
Text[1064845535] = ["Nature, Inc. 01x05 - Slippery Slopes"," "]
Text[1064866866] = ["Nostradamus Effect 01x09 - Satan's Army","Less than 100 years after the birth of Christ, John the Apostle received a terrifying vision of Satan's final war against God--a horrific account of death and destruction that will bring about the end of human history. Heavy with symbolism, the prophecy describes a woman riding a monster with seven heads, and a Lamb releasing Four Horsemen that bring conquest, war, famine, and death. What has experts frightened is that many of the events that set the stage for Satan's rampage have already come true. Satan's wrath will be poured out upon the world in a series of cataclysms--earthquakes, pandemics, famine, and pestilence. What follows will be a massive battle with Satan's legion in a quest for world domination. All signs point to this occurring in our lifetime, a prophecy echoed by Nostradamus. Are we about to suffer the horrors of the Apocalypse? "]
Text[1064877429] = ["The Shift 02x10 - Boiling Point"," "]
Text[1064865096] = ["Alaska State Troopers 01x05 - Frontier Force"," "]
Text[1064875887] = ["Flowers Uncut With Jeff Leatham 01x03 - Giving Tree"," "]
Text[1064875888] = ["Flowers Uncut With Jeff Leatham 01x04 - Garden of Good and Evil"," "]
Text[1064876063] = ["Lock N' Load 01x04 - Don't Shoot for Me Argentina"," "]
Text[1064878738] = ["Income Property 02x06 - All by Herself With an Income Suite"," "]
Text[1064876643] = ["Naked Science 06x04 - Swine Flue: The Science of Pandemics"," "]
Text[1064877728] = ["American Chopper 06x16 - Ornge Rescue Bike"," "]
Text[1064851188] = ["Bones 05x07 - The Dwarf in the Dirt","Booth and Brennan look into the murder of a dwarf who was once a wrestling star. Meanwhile, Booth, still dealing with the effects of his surgery, has trouble getting re-certified with the FBI to carry a weapon. "]
Text[1064817323] = ["CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10x07 - The Lost Girls","In this, the third and final part of the CSI crossover, Ray continues his search for Madeline Briggs. The search is interrupted when a local weather girl is found dead outside a hotel with her throat slashed, her purse filled with items suggesting she was involved in prostitution. When examination of the evidence connects her to Madeline, though, the case leads to two different pimps. Who killed the weather girl, and is it too late for Madeline? "]
Text[1064868161] = ["Grey's Anatomy 06x09 - New History","Owen recruits a new cardiothoracic surgeon, Iraqi War vet Dr. Teddy Altman, but Cristina is quick to judge her abilities in the O.R. Meanwhile, Izzie returns to Seattle Grace with her former high school teacher who is suffering from dementia; and the Chief begins to feel the strain of his new responsibilities post-merger. "]
Text[1064868389] = ["It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 05x09 - Mac and Dennis Break Up","Relationships are put to the test when Mac and Dennis decide to spend some time apart. Meanwhile, Charlie lends his feline expertise to help Dee find her cat that she misplaced...in the wall. "]
Text[1064867863] = ["Jimmy Kimmel Live 07x158 - Danny DeVito, Streeter Seidell & Amir Blumenfeld, Switchfoot"," "]
Text[1064876103] = ["Johnny Test 04x04 - Johnny B.C."," "]
Text[1064876104] = ["Johnny Test 04x06 - Johnny on the Spot"," "]
Text[1064870011] = ["Last Call with Carson Daly 08x107 - Danny Glover, Rob Machado, Lissy Trullie"," "]
Text[1064868502] = ["Late Show with David Letterman 17x44 - Kid Scientists, Amanda Peet, the Cribs with Johnny Marr"," "]
Text[1064869265] = ["Project Runway 06x13 - Finale (1)"," "]
Text[1064863307] = ["Supernatural 05x09 - The Real Ghostbusters","Sam and Dean are tricked into attending the world's first Supernatural fan convention, where Chuck Shurley is the guest of honor. Bemusement turns to surprise when they discover that several real ghosts are haunting the live role-playing ghost hunt. "]
Text[1064866382] = ["Survivor 19x09 - Tastes Like Chicken"," "]
Text[1064870465] = ["The Daily Show 14x146 - Dr. Jane Goodall"," "]
Text[1064869079] = ["The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 05x185 - Trace Adkins, Nick Griffin"," "]
Text[1064854790] = ["The Office 06x09 - Murder","Michael's world is rocked by troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin; Andy attempts to court Erin. "]
Text[1064877008] = ["TNA iMPACT! 07x06 - November 12, 2009"," "]
Text[1064870143] = ["The Colbert Report 05x146 - Woody Harrelson"," "]
Text[1064880948] = ["My First Place 11x10 - He Who Hesitates"," "]
Text[1064875500] = ["The Real Housewives Of Orange County 05x02 - Friends, Enemies and Husbands","Airs at 10:00 pm On
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truTV
MVP vs. Ted DiBiase
Shelton Benjamin vs. Zack Ryder
Matt Hardy vs. David Hart Smith "]
Text[1064870969] = ["Community 01x09 - Debate 109","Jeff and Annie team up to square off against City College in the debate championships. Meanwhile, Pierce uses hypnotherapy on Britta to help her quit smoking; and Abed's films seem to predict the future. "]
Text[1064873499] = ["Science of the Movies 02x01 - Zombies! Science of the Undead"," "]
Text[1064870957] = ["The Jay Leno Show 01x44 - Penelope Cruz, Dolly Parton, Luc Robitaille"," "]
Text[1064877758] = ["Watch What Happens: Live 01x18 - Season 1, Episode 18","Airs at 12:00 am On
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truTVAirs at 10:30 pm On
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Starz
Back at the Sanctuary, Dr. Magnus fights to save Rachel's life. Jack's species releases spores that are fatal to an infected organism, and Rachel is heavily infected. Meanwhile, Henry, Will and Kate use the holographic scan to set up a model of the lab where the incident took place and attempt to understand why Jack would have attacked. Henry explains that Rachel has been helping him understand his Abnormal nature, and that her husband, Gerald, is like a brother to him. Those ties get tested when Gerald arrives, notably upset about the status of his wife.
The investigation continues. Attempts to communicate with Jack through the sign language he was being taught by Racel prove fruitless, as he continually repeats the sign for food. Rachel's condition takes a turn for the worse, and Gerald's emotional state continues to deteriorate, causing him to lash out at Henry and attempt an attack on Jack. Kate and Will discover that, at the time she was attacked, Rachel was attempting to get a syringe and treat Jack for a fungus that causes his species to experience an adrenal spike. The question of how he could be exposed to the fungus remains unanswered, as only Rachel, Henry and Gerald had access to Jack.
Dr. Magnus decides the only way to save Rachel's life is to treat her with an anti-spore element that is toxic to humans. The treatment works - the spores die - but it causes Rachel to flatline, and only timely treatment by Bigfoot keeps her from dying. Later, Henry enters, overcome with guilt, thinking Rachel's condition is his fault. But Gerald snaps, and reveals his jealousy of Henry. It was Gerald who fed Jack the tainted food, because it was Henry who was supposed to be feeding the Abnormal, not Rachel. Gerald then attacks Henry with a knife, attempting to get him to unleash the beast inside and kill Gerald.
Will, proving himself capable of controlling his animal urges, resists, and when Rachel flatlines again, the distraction allows Bigfoot and Magnus to disarm Gerald. Fortunately, Rachel is saved, and with the mystery solved, left to contemplate the state of her marriage and her feelings toward Henry. "]
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Text[1064869677] = ["Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) 02x06 - Weapons Factory"," "]
Text[1064842949] = ["Ghost Adventures 03x04 - Poveglia Island","Poveglia Island, off the coast of Venice, Italy, is one of the world's darkest epicenters. According to legend, the island was formed from the ashes of burned plaque victims, criminals and mental patients who were exiled there. Tourists are forbidden from visiting the island, and local fishermen avoid it because they believe it's cursed. "]
Text[1064815887] = ["Batman: The Brave and The Bold 01x26 - The Fate of Equinox!","After a battle with and against Two-Face, Batman must team with Dr. Fate to take on Equinox. The villain is defeated once and for all... but is defeat means the unraveling of Order and Chaos throughout the universe unless Batman can put his fellow heroes' abilities to good use. "]
Text[1064869112] = ["White Collar 01x04 - Flip of the Coin","A cache of gold sends Peter and Neal on a search to track down smuggled Iraqi artifacts. Although signs point to a US soldier, the trail leads to a corrupt news producer who was embedded in the embattled territory. "]
Text[1064869756] = ["Late Night with Jimmy Fallon 01x149 - Amanda Peet, Steven Ward, Kid Sister"," "]
Text[1064879281] = ["Renovation Nation 02x13 - Boulder, CO: Smart Home"," "]
Text[1064869156] = ["The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien 01x103 - Reese Witherspoon, Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe, Kris Allen"," "]
Text[1064876052] = ["The Wendy Williams Show 03x50 - Chris Brown; Diahann Carroll"," "]
Text[1064870958] = ["The Jay Leno Show 01x45 - Terrence Howard, Sheryl Crow"," "]
Text[1064855036] = ["Lock N' Load with R. Lee Ermey (2009) 01x13 - Bunker Busters"," "]
Text[1064872494] = ["Inside MMA 03x45 - Krzysztof Soszynski and Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira","Krzysztof Soszynski and Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira join Kenny Rice & Bas Rutten on the panel of Inside MMA
and reporter Ron Kruck for the latest in mixed martial arts news and analysis.Airs at 09:00 pm On
HDNet
Sketches include "Joe Biden Fixes Health Care," "Today," "Rear Window," "Dairy Queen Hero," "A Lady's Guide to Throwing a Party," "Weekend Update" with guests Lou Dobbs, Kim Kardashian, and Jon Bovi, "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde," "Digital Short: Get Out!" and "Cloud Watching." "]
Text[1064877138] = ["48 Hours Mystery 23x07 - A Case For Murder"," "]
Text[1064833895] = ["ABC Saturday Night College Football 04x09 - Texas Tech at Oklahoma State"," "]
Text[1064844643] = ["Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 04x06 - Episode 406"," "]
Text[1064872720] = ["iCarly 03x06 - iFind Lewbert's Lost Love","After a prank on Lewbert Sam loses her phone in his office, when her and Freddie get it back Sam steals a personal box from Lewbert’s office. Sam, Freddie and Carly look through it, only to find some interesting stuff about Lewbert, biggest him having had a girlfriend. Getting an Idea they set out to reunite him with her so he can be happy and leave them alone, only to find out Lewbert doesn’t exactly “like” her. Meanwhile after a rash of robberies Ms. Benson signs Spencer up to a watch group with a little pest from his past. "]
Text[1064813670] = ["The Academy (US) 03x04 - The Mid-term"," "]
Text[1064870998] = ["Legend of the Seeker 02x02 - Baneling","The quest for the Stone of Tears brings Richard, Kahlan, Zedd and Cara to a D'Haran prison where the dead return from the underworld to prey on the living. But as the Seeker races to stop the senseless killing, he discovers that someone who holds the key to locating the all-important Stone, which will seal the rift to the underworld, has struck a deadly deal of his own. "]
Text[1064883178] = ["The Secret Saturdays 02x02 - Kur (part 2)"," "]
Text[1064877155] = ["The Dish 02x24 - Season 2, Episode 24","Airs at 10:00 pm On
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Text[1064873249] = ["True Jackson, VP 02x01 - True Concert"," "]
Text[1064877120] = ["World's Strictest Parents 01x14 - Bouldin Family"," "]
Text[1064871655] = ["The Wanda Sykes Show 01x02 - Ian Gomez, Tom Joyner, John Salley"," "]
Text[1064866170] = ["Focus Earth with Bob Woodruff 02x22 - Man vs. Nature"," "]
Text[1064838746] = ["Rising Icons 01x07 - Melanie Fiona"," "]
Text[1064877135] = ["Head Games 01x06 - Episode 6"," "]
Text[1064878677] = ["Celebrity Ghost Stories 01x06 - Carnie Wilson, Eric Roberts, Elisabeth Rohm, C. Thomas Howell"," "]
Text[1064864699] = ["Top 20 Most Shocking 01x07 - Practical Jokers Gone Wild","First, a cold-weather game proves cruel. Then, a tough guy makes a frozen pond belly flop. Plus, roommate gets the scare of a lifetime. And, a halftime, half-million dollar basketball shot that's entirely bogus and completely hilarious.Airs at 08:00 pm On
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Text[1064876083] = ["Super Dave's Spike Tacular 01x01 - Explosive Debut… Welcome Back Super!"," "]
Text[1064878169] = ["Dogs 101/Cats 101 02x07 - Manx, Burmese, Siberian, Russian Blue, Cornish Rex, Singapura"," "]
Text[1064850712] = ["America's Funniest Home Videos 20x07 - Episode 2007","The first $100,000 prize of the season is awarded to a lucky video winner, while other clips included are a prank that involves a car alarm, a young girl with a great vocabulary, a ball catched by a Dodger fan, a little boy and his friend chases a laser pointer, the explosive results of a kid's science experiment and a little boy pitching a dramatic fit in the bathroom. Also, the results of the season's first at-home sweepstakes are announced and the winner receives a 10-night Disney cruise to the Mediterranean. "]
Text[1064826071] = ["American Dad! 05x06 - Shallow Vows","Right before renewing their vows in celebration of their 20th anniversary, Francine discovers Stan only married her for her looks.
She decides to let Stan see the “real” her for the ceremony. "]
Text[1064853182] = ["Cold Case 07x07 - Read Between the Lines","The team explores the 1991 case of a 14-year-old girl who died after being sent to a new foster family and was poised to be an upcoming rap music star. "]
Text[1064869292] = ["Curb Your Enthusiasm 07x09 - The Table Read"," "]
Text[1064864424] = ["Desperate Housewives 06x08 - The Coffee Cup","Susan uncovers a surprising connection between Katherine and Mike; Gaby tries to get Juanita into Catholic school; Lynette's pregnancy becomes difficult to hide; Angie learns the truth about Bree and Orson's relationship. "]
Text[1064873493] = ["Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 07x08 - Stott Family"," "]
Text[1064825223] = ["Family Guy 08x06 - Quagmire's Baby","Father doesn’t know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby Peter finds who looks just like him.
Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself in an all-new episode that also features a guest voice by Brittany Snow. "]
Text[1064877772] = ["House Hunters 38x02 - Finding a Fit in Phoenix"," "]
Text[1064882777] = ["Masterpiece 39x11 - Collision Part 1"," "]
Text[1064873494] = ["Snapped 07x17 - Kelly Forbes"," "]
Text[1064866376] = ["The Amazing Race 15x08 - We’re Not Meant for the Swamp (Sweden to Estonia)"," "]
Text[1064824040] = ["The Simpsons 21x05 - The Devil Wears Nada","Homer and the workers at the Nuclear Plant are all sad that Ted, their supervisor, is retiring. But when Mr. Burns discovers Carl’s talent of keeping things clean and fixed, Burns gives Carl the job of supervisor. Meanwhile, Marge and a group called “Philanthro-Chicks” are planning their yearly fundraiser, and they agree to make a calendar with sexy photographs that resemble great points in American history. However, Marge is a bit reluctant to show any skin on the photos, but after the photographer gives her wine, she is more than happy to dress off, making some of the sexiest pictures Springfield has ever seen. "]
Text[1064877377] = ["The Girls Next Door 06x06 - Ciao Time"," "]
Text[1064812581] = ["Sunday Night Football 04x10 - New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts"," "]
Text[1064873484] = ["60 Minutes (US) 42x08 - Episode 8","Bryon Pitts reports on the dangerous mission of clearing IEDs in Afghanistan. Lesley Stahl interviews paleontologist Jack Horner. Scott Pelley follows Marsh Arabs living in Southern Iraq. "]
Text[1064854574] = ["Dexter 04x08 - Road Kill","Dexter has always known his father's Code was meant to protect him from exposure. But after committing a serious mistake, he wonders if it could have been designed to protect him from something even more dangerous - human emotion. When he discovers that Trinity is planning an out-of-town trip, Dexter sees an opportunity to ride along and gain insight into the mind of a fellow monster. Even so, Dexter isn't prepared for the startling revelations Trinity makes along the way, revelations about his own past which only serve to convince Dexter of what he must do. Meanwhile, back at Miami Metro, Debra refuses to let a technicality keep her off the Trinity case. She works through others to ensure her voice is heard - that is, until she realizes that her single-minded pursuit of the Trinity Killer may have blinded her to the truth. "]
Text[1064860343] = ["Brothers & Sisters 04x08 - The Wine Festival","The family is waiting in suspense to see if the company behind Ojai's newest wine can be saved. Meanwhile, Rebecca and Justin tell each other life-changing secrets, Nora develops a crush on a younger man, and Luc and Sarah discover that they may not have the connection they thought they had. "]
Text[1064877349] = ["Football Night in America 04x10 - Season 4, Episode 10"," "]
Text[1064871381] = ["Metalocalypse 03x02 - TributeKlok"," "]
Text[1064867032] = ["Californication 03x08 - The Apartment","Hank's in for a hedonistic night to remember when Jackie and two stripper friends arrive at his doorstep, unannounced. The next morning, before Hank can escort his new friends from the apartment, Charlie shows up with a verbally abusive Rick Springfield. Hank’s forced to hide the hung-over party girls all over the house after Jill and Felicia pay surprise visits. The charade reaches its boiling point when Dean Koons arrives on the scene, resulting in a messy catharsis by fire. "]
Text[1064877363] = ["Food Network Challenge 09x10 - Thanksgiving Family Feast"," "]
Text[1064877364] = ["Food Network Challenge 09x11 - Giant Gingerbread"," "]
Text[1064879297] = ["House Hunters International 11x01 - Hip Edinburgh Flat"," "]
Text[1064876000] = ["The Next Iron Chef 02x07 - Integrity"," "]
Text[1064873786] = ["Storm Chasers 03x05 - Not In Kansas Anymore","Reed, Sean and Tim take on the strongest tornado conditions of the season, a super storm headed right for the Kansas-Missouri border. The dream setup packs country roads, while Mother Nature unleashes a twister in Tim's backyard. Tim gambles and intercepts one of the most dangerous tornadoes he's ever encountered. "]
Text[777750] = ["The Cleveland Show 01x06 - Ladies' Night","Cleveland is upset when he finds out that Donna is still attending a single mothers' support group, but soon discovers the real reason the ladies get together.
Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. runs for student council president with Rallo as his adviser "]
Text[1064877370] = ["Untamed and Uncut 02x13 - The Struggle for Survival"," "]
Text[1064877371] = ["Untamed and Uncut 02x14 - Costly Mistakes"," "]
Text[1064877372] = ["Untamed and Uncut 02x15 - Cheating Death"," "]
Text[1064877381] = ["My Fair Wedding 02x08 - Bernadette (African Queen Bride)"," "]
Text[1064872982] = ["Sonny With A Chance 01x20 - Cookie Monsters","Zora gets challenged by the studio head's daughter, Dakota, to sell the most Blossom Scout cookies ever, and Sonny steps in to help Zora win. However, Chad helps Dakota sell more cookies so both teams try to think of ways to get more customers. Meanwhile, Nico and Grady come up with a scent to attract girls, and Tawni promises not to look in the mirror for two days. "]
Text[1064875844] = ["UnSung 02x07 - Klymaxx","Airs at 08:00 pm On TV One
"]
Text[1064873866] = ["Tough Love 02x01 - Welcome To Boot Camp","Steve Ward is back! 8 brand new Tough Love recruits arrive at Boot Camp in desperate need of Steve's help. From a lonely stripper to a former fat girl, these girls are Steve's toughest cases yet! Boot Camp begins with a bang and the girls find themselves making a HUGE first impression, and Steve shows the girls what men really think of them. But the biggest surprise is yet to be revealed. Can the new class handle a blast from Boot Camp past? "]
Text[1064855939] = ["The Prisoner (2009) 01x01 - Arrival","An unidentified man awakes in an unknown desert community referred to only as "the Village." The city's administrator, Two, designates the man as "Six" and begins the process of destroying his will to resist. "]
Text[1064858699] = ["The Prisoner (2009) 01x02 - Harmony","Two attempts to deal with questions within his own household, while Six meets a man claiming to be his brother... a man Six has never seen. "]
Text[1064871329] = ["Three Rivers 01x07 - The Luckiest Man","When a dying man requests to be taken off of life support so his organs can be donated to save others, Andy doesn't know exactly what to do. Meanwhile, David tends to a foster parent who's got pulmonary hypertension and refuses admission to he hospital. "]
Text[1064877389] = ["On The Case With Paula Zahn 01x05 - Date with Death"," "]
Text[1064875924] = ["Heart of the City (2009) 01x03 - Dying To Eat in Jackson"," "]
Text[1064871653] = ["Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew 01x03 - Season 1, Episode 3"," "]
Text[1064877395] = ["Leave It To Lamas 01x06 - Reality Check"," "]
Text[1064872497] = ["Dallas Divas & Daughters 01x07 - Finding Mr. Wrong","Airs at 08:00 pm On
StyleAirs at 08:00 pm On Lifetime Movie Network
"]
Text[1064885544] = ["Lisa Nichols' Breakthrough 01x01 - Pilot"," "]
Text[1064812599] = ["Monday Night Football 40x11 - Baltimore Ravens at Cleveland Browns"," "]
Text[1064806997] = ["CSI: Miami 08x08 - Point of Impact","In one of the most twisted cases yet, the CSIs investigate the odd case of how two cars managed to collide while one was almost standing still, and what baffles the team is that a woman in one car was killed, a man in the same car was injured, while the man in the other car was perfectly fine. However, Cardoza talks to the surviver’s wife, who claims the car her husband drove was stolen. Meanwhile, the surviving man mysteriously drops dead while in CSIs custody. "]
Text[1064844672] = ["Dancing With the Stars (US) 09x18 - Season 9, Episode 18"," "]
Text[1064863628] = ["House 06x07 - Teamwork","House gets his license and his position back and insists on taking the case of Hank Hardwick, a porn star stricken with photo-sensitivity. When Cameron and Chase announce that they're leaving, House schemes to convince them to stay and bring back Taub and Thirteen as well. "]
Text[1064842867] = ["How I Met Your Mother 05x08 - The Playbook","After his relationship with Robin ends, Barney uses all his skills and greatest tricks to get himself back into the dating scene. "]
Text[1064874534] = ["Inside the Actors Studio 15x16 - Hilary Swank","Airs at 08:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 09:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 10:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 08:30 pm On Disney XD
"]
Text[1064884128] = ["Emeril Green 02x40 - Pacific Catch"," "]
Text[1064884129] = ["Emeril Green 02x41 - A Taste of Honey"," "]
Text[1064876157] = ["Solved (2008) 02x13 - Lost Decades"," "]
Text[1064875925] = ["Chef Academy 01x01 - Coming to America","Airs at 11:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 08:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 08:30 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:00 pm On DIRECTV
"]
Text[1064870013] = ["Jimmy Kimmel Live 07x160 - John Stamos, Emily VanCamp, "Dancing with the Stars" castoff Joanna Krupa, OneRepublic"," "]
Text[1064872124] = ["Last Call with Carson Daly 08x109 - Chuck Klosterman, Rhys Millen, Drennon Davis"," "]
Text[1064871211] = ["Late Show with David Letterman 17x47 - Penelope Cruz, Joe Cada, the Script"," "]
Text[1064854548] = ["NCIS 07x08 - Power Down","When an attempted robbery leaves a Lieutenant dead and the entire city without power, the team must figure out what happened through old fashion methods. "]
Text[1064874854] = ["Scare Tactics 04x07 - Toxic Shock"," "]
Text[1064874562] = ["So You Think You Can Dance 06x15 - Top 14 Perform"," "]
Text[1064872488] = ["The Biggest Loser 08x10 - Season 8, Episode 10"," "]
Text[1064872810] = ["The Daily Show 14x148 - Vice President Joe Biden"," "]
Text[1064870960] = ["The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 05x188 - Woody Harrelson, Joe Theismann"," "]
Text[1064872505] = ["The Colbert Report 05x148 - Malcolm Gladwell"," "]
Text[1064862989] = ["NOVA 37x06 - Becoming Human: Last Human Standing"," "]
Text[1064874814] = ["The Hills 05x18 - Can't Always Get What You Want"," "]
Text[1064868549] = ["Dirty Jobs 05x17 - Rocky Reach Dam","Host Mike Rowe maintains a hydroelectric damn and then catches and tags fish before wading through fish poop. "]
Text[1064842459] = ["Secret Lives Of Women 05x14 - Dirty Work"," "]
Text[1064877040] = ["Frontline (US) 28x05 - A Death in Tehran","This episode details the murder of Neda Agha Soltan by the Basij, and the significance of her death with the controversial election of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "]
Text[1064876997] = ["ECW 04x24 - 111709"," "]
Text[1064878726] = ["Independent Lens 11x06 - No Subtitles Necessary: Laszlo & Vilmos"," "]
Text[1064876160] = ["Parking Wars 03x13 - Season 3, Episode 12"," "]
Text[1064871728] = ["Chelsea Lately 03x196 - Julie Bowen, Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar, Matt Braunger"," "]
Text[1064835394] = ["Sons of Anarchy 02x11 - Service"," "]
Text[1064870376] = ["90210 02x10 - To Thine Own Self Be True","Annie leaves Debbie and Harry surprised when she informs them that she would like to invite Jasper over for dinner. Dixon decides to pass on the event as a result of his anger over Debbie's management of the Sasha situation. Meanwhile, Kelly shows support for Silver regarding the caring of Jackie despite the fact that she does not yet know if she can ultimately forgive her mother for all the pain she has caused in the past. Navid confronts Adrianna about her drug use, and a weekend camping trip leads to Ryan and Jen's relationship climbing to a new level. Also, Naomi is caught kissing Jamie by Richard and his mother, forcing her to come clean about her plans for CU admission. "]
Text[1064876092] = ["Tabatha’s Salon Takeover 02x03 - Eclectic Salon: Los Angeles, Calif.","Airs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 10:00 pm On
truTV
"]
Text[1064853134] = ["South Park 13x14 - Pee","Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy’s fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive. "]
Text[1064874563] = ["So You Think You Can Dance 06x16 - 2 of 14 Voted Off"," "]
Text[1064841607] = ["So You Think You Can Dance S06-Special - Fan-Favorite Routines"," "]
Text[1064872811] = ["The Daily Show 14x149 - Lou Dobbs"," "]
Text[1064870961] = ["The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 05x189 - David Duchovny, Lewis Black"," "]
Text[1064877073] = ["The Real World/Road Rules Challenge 18x08 - Thai Me Up! Thai Me Down!"," "]
Text[1064840482] = ["The Ultimate Fighter 10x10 - Heavyweights #10","Quarterfinals continue Brendan Schaub looks to beat up Jon Madsen. "]
Text[1064872506] = ["The Colbert Report 05x149 - Norah Jones"," "]
Text[1064873229] = ["Top Chef 06x13 - Culinary Olympics","Airs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 09:00 pm On DIRECTV
"]
Text[1064852230] = ["Megabuilders 04x06 - King of the Container Ships","The world's biggest cargo ship is being built in Denmark, by Danes who trace shipbuilders in their family trees to the Vikings. With just 45 days in the dry-dock to complete this mammoth ship, can the team overcome problems and delays to finish on time? "]
Text[769718] = ["The Spectacular Spider-Man 02x12 - Opening Night","Airs at 09:00 pm On Disney XD
"]
Text[769719] = ["The Spectacular Spider-Man 02x13 - Final Curtain","Airs at 09:30 pm On Disney XD
"]
Text[1064874855] = ["Tyler Perry's House of Payne 06x05 - Parental Payne","Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly liberal father of the white girl cast opposite Malik won't allow Malik to kiss her in the play. "]
Text[1064874856] = ["Tyler Perry's House of Payne 06x06 - Payne, Payne Go Away","C.J., Janine and the kids move out of the Payne house. Meanwhile, Jazmine, feeling ignored by everyone and jealous of the twins, decides to run away. "]
Text[1064872734] = ["Dinner: Impossible 07x12 - Newseum: Museum Mayhem"," "]
Text[1064845540] = ["Living With Ed 03x05 - Look into the Future"," "]
Text[1064876098] = ["Most Daring 06x04 - Loonies in the Boonies","Airs at 09:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 08:00 pm On Disney XD
"]
Text[1064855941] = ["Ghost Hunters Academy 01x02 - The Honeymoon's Over"," "]
Text[1064855220] = ["Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns 03x05 - Meet the Great Guy","When Eddie, Joaquin's old baseball coach dies on Will's operating table, Will is accused of having a hand in his death. Meanwhile, Cora is asked out by Reggie and Brown takes an immediate disliking to him. "]
Text[1064855221] = ["Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns 03x06 - Meet the Saboteurs","Will is upset when he learns that Sasha doubts his innocence over Eddie's death. Meanwhile Cora uses reverse psychology to get Brown to like Reggie. "]
Text[1064871118] = ["The Middle 01x07 - The Scratch","When the Heck family works to get trash into the passing garbage truck, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a beer bottle, which leaves a small scratch on him. When Brick mentions at school that the scratch is from a beer his mother threw, a social worker is called to look into the family. "]
Text[1064866468] = ["Man v. Food 02x16 - Anchorage, AK"," "]
Text[1064872501] = ["Late Night with Jimmy Fallon 01x152 - Kristen Stewart, Jamie Kennedy, the Avett Brothers"," "]
Text[1064876115] = ["Human Wrecking Balls 02x02 - Season 2, Episode 2"," "]
Text[1064870720] = ["The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien 01x106 - Seth Green, Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, the Brian Setzer Orchestra"," "]
Text[1064852788] = ["Glee 01x10 - Ballad","Mr. Schuester splits the Glee Club into pairs to sing their favorite ballad, but when one kid gets sick, he's forced to step in and winds up in a sticky situation. Meanwhile, Finn and Quinn have to face the music when dinner with her parents goes awry "]
Text[1064876058] = ["The Wendy Williams Show 03x53 - Eric Mabius; Gina Neely; Patrick Neely"," "]
Text[1064872872] = ["Mercy 01x08 - I'm Not That Kind of Girl"," "]
Text[1064870442] = ["Modern Family 01x08 - Great Expectations","Claire, known for her inability to give good gifts, decides to give Phil a surprising anniversary present -- a private performance by musician Izzy LaFontaine. Meanwhile, Cameron and Mitchell go out on the town with party-girl Sal. "]
Text[1064870379] = ["Cougar Town 01x08 - Two Gunslingers","Upset that her two best friends aren't getting along, yet determined to have a great birthday, Jules has Ellie and Laurie go with her on a weekend away. However, Jules has an encounter with her husband. "]
Text[1064871640] = ["The Jay Leno Show 01x48 - Larry the Cable Guy, Mikey Day"," "]
Text[1064877404] = ["The Bureau 01x07 - Shots Fired"," "]
Text[1064875860] = ["Destroy Build Destroy 01x09 - Ben 10 vs. Dude, What Would Happen"," "]
Text[1064867883] = ["Bank of Mom and Dad 01x08 - Julie"," "]
Text[1064844623] = ["Man Shops Globe 01x07 - Tunisia"," "]
Text[1064876166] = ["First In 01x09 - Rookies"," "]
Text[1064876167] = ["First In 01x10 - The Past, Present and Future"," "]
Text[1064845536] = ["Nature, Inc. 01x06 - Bloom or Bust"," "]
Text[1064877430] = ["The Shift 02x11 - Bloodlines"," "]
Text[1064874574] = ["WWII in HD 01x07 - Striking Distance","American forces storm the Philippines while Shelby Westbrook is shot down over Europe. Jack Yusen battles the dangers of the deep when his ship is sunk after a heroic duel. "]
Text[1064874575] = ["WWII in HD 01x08 - Glory and Guts","The Marine assault on Iwo Jima brings horror and glory. Pilot Bert Stiles engages a German fighter with disastrous consequences. Reinforcements arrive in Europe to push the Allies toward victory. "]
Text[1064876064] = ["Lock N' Load 01x05 - Robbed"," "]
Text[1064878739] = ["Income Property 02x07 - A 7 Year Reno Finally Gets Done With the Help of the Income Property Team"," "]
Text[1064877729] = ["American Chopper 06x17 - Mark Buerle Bike"," "]
Text[1064852711] = ["Bones 05x08 - The Foot in the Foreclosure","When a real estate agent uncovers human remains during a property showing, Booth and Brennan are called to investigate. Meanwhile, Booth's grandfather moves in with Booth and insists on tagging along during the investigation. "]
Text[1064817324] = ["CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10x08 - Lover's Lanes","The tense finale of a bowling tournament is disrupted when a new meaning is formed for the term, "Heads will roll". The available suspects include the down-and-out friend, the distraught girlfriend, the local bowling expert, and the long-term successful pro. Which of them is guilty? "]
Text[1064870125] = ["Grey's Anatomy 06x10 - Holidaze","As the holidays come and go, Miranda has a surprise visit from her father, William, who has a strong disapproval of her choices in life. Mark and Lexie must cope with a person who re-enters Mark's life, and Thatcher Grey questions the Chief's behavior, but Meredith is quick to come to the Chief's defense. "]
Text[1064818118] = ["It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 05x10 - The D.E.N.N.I.S. System","Dennis reveals his fool proof system for seducing any woman to the rest of the gang, but none of them can seem to grasp it "]
Text[1064870015] = ["Jimmy Kimmel Live 07x162 - Carrie Underwood, Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt"," "]
Text[1064876105] = ["Johnny Test 04x07 - Dark Johnny"," "]
Text[1064876106] = ["Johnny Test 04x08 - No Homework Johnny"," "]
Text[1064872126] = ["Last Call with Carson Daly 08x111 - Bill Simmons, the Raveonettes"," "]
Text[1064871214] = ["Late Show with David Letterman 17x49 - Stephen Colbert, Emily Blunt, John Mayer"," "]
Text[1064871266] = ["Project Runway 06x14 - Finale (2)"," "]
Text[1064863308] = ["Supernatural 05x10 - Abandon All Hope...","Lucifer prepares to summon a Horseman of the Apocalypse and Sam, Dean, Jo, Ellen, and Castiel try to stop him. However, they are soon divided and under siege by Meg, and time is running out for humanity. "]
Text[1064866383] = ["Survivor 19x10 - The Day of Reckoning"," "]
Text[1064872745] = ["The Daily Show 14x150 - Jack's Mannequin"," "]
Text[1064870962] = ["The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 05x190 - Sandra Bullock, Ben Foster"," "]
Text[1064854791] = ["The Office 06x10 - Shareholders Meeting","Michael discovers he's going to be honored by David Wallace in New York and brings Dwight, Andy, and Oscar along for the ride. "]
Text[1064877009] = ["TNA iMPACT! 07x07 - November 19, 2009"," "]
Text[1064872507] = ["The Colbert Report 05x150 - John Pike, Elvis Costello"," "]
Text[1064880949] = ["My First Place 11x11 - Not Enough Negotiation"," "]
Text[1064875501] = ["The Real Housewives Of Orange County 05x03 - It Ends in Coto de Caza","Airs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 09:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 12:00 am On
BravoAirs at 10:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:30 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:00 pm On
Starz
Sketches include "Press Conference with President Jintao," "SNL Recut Trailer: Palin 2012," "Secret Word," "Digital Short: Reba," "The Mellow Show," "What Up with That?" "Weekend Update" with guest Al Gore, "Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving Dinner," "Woman to Woman," and "Say Anything." "]
Text[1064877139] = ["48 Hours Mystery 23x08 - Death Row Diaries"," "]
Text[1064833896] = ["ABC Saturday Night College Football 04x10 - Oregon at Arizona"," "]
Text[1064844644] = ["Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 04x07 - Episode 407"," "]
Text[1064813671] = ["The Academy (US) 03x05 - The Heat Turns Up"," "]
Text[1064870999] = ["Legend of the Seeker 02x03 - Broken","Richard sends Cara away to excape the wrath of Kahlan when it's revealed that the Mord'Sith is responsible for the death of someone very close to the Confessor. But upon Cara's return to her hometown village, local townspeople put the Mord'Sith on trial for the horrific crimes she's committed in the past. With Cara's fate now completely in Kahlan's hands, the Confessor must make a life-or-death decision. "]
Text[1064883179] = ["The Secret Saturdays 02x03 - The Thousand Eyes of Ahuizotl"," "]
Text[1064877156] = ["The Dish 02x25 - Season 2, Episode 25","Airs at 10:00 pm On
StyleAirs at 10:00 pm On TV One
"]
Text[1064875519] = ["True Jackson, VP 02x02 - Flirting With Fame"," "]
Text[1064877121] = ["World's Strictest Parents 01x15 - The Gentrup Family"," "]
Text[1064875902] = ["The Wanda Sykes Show 01x03 - Seth Green, Margaret Cho, JB Smoove"," "]
Text[1064877136] = ["Head Games 01x07 - Episode 3"," "]
Text[1064878678] = ["Celebrity Ghost Stories 01x07 - Justine Bateman, Traci Lords, Jay Thomas, James Kyson Lee"," "]
Text[1064877111] = ["Superfetch 01x13 - Fetch Me a Beer/Dog is My Tennis Partner"," "]
Text[1064877112] = ["Superfetch 01x14 - Fetch the Dry Cleaning/Dog is the First Mate"," "]
Text[1064864700] = ["Top 20 Most Shocking 01x08 - Midnight Madness","Count down the craziest after-hours moments. From a street performer's flameout to a bruising barroom brawl and a student who tries getting hit by a car for a good grade. Plus, a bachelor who can't take a stripper's heat passes out.Airs at 08:00 pm On
truTV
They happen to meet Jerome who fits in perfectly only to find out he has a history with Lois.
Meanwhile, after Brian volunteers to be the group's fourth, he finds out Glen hates him. "]
Text[1064882778] = ["Masterpiece 39x12 - Collision Part 2"," "]
Text[1064866377] = ["The Amazing Race 15x09 - We're Not Working With Anybody, Ever, Anymore! (Estonia to Czech Republic)"," "]
Text[1064824041] = ["The Simpsons 21x06 - Pranks and Greens","Bart is outraged to find out that a former student, Andy Hamilton, is the best prankster Springfield Elementary has seen, and he decides to hunt down Andy and talk to him about his pranks. However, Andy is a 19-year-old still in his pranking days, and Bart sees a negative side of being a prankster, and therefore tries to change Andy’s future. Meanwhile, Marge struggles to keep up with the other moms at her social group, but when the others start telling her that everything she does in her daily life is wrong, she feels like an outsider. "]
Text[1064851181] = ["WWE Pay-Per-View 25x13 - Survivor Series"," "]
Text[1064877378] = ["The Girls Next Door 06x07 - Charity Begins at Holmby"," "]
Text[1064812582] = ["Sunday Night Football 04x11 - Philadelphia Eagles at Chicago Bears"," "]
Text[1064876960] = ["60 Minutes (US) 42x09 - Episode 9","Steve Kroft reports on the cost of dying; many Americans spend their last days in an intensive care unit, subjected to uncomfortable machines or surgeries to prolong their lives at enormous costs. Newsweek reporter Maziar Bahari tells his story to Bob Simon about four months of interrogation and torture in Iran. Morley Safer gets the first look at how director James Cameron created his 3D fantasy "Avatar." "]
Text[1064854575] = ["Dexter 04x09 - Hungry Man","Dexter uses the Thanksgiving holiday as an opportunity to get closer to his most dangerous adversary up to now. Upon getting to know those closest to Arthur, Dexter finds himself drawn into his bizarre and twisted world. In the meantime, Rita prepares Thanksgiving dinner for what turns out to be a few extra guests. Batista finally closes as old case, while Debra continues investigating the Trinity Killer throughout the holiday.... which puts Dexter's safety at risk, and exposes unexpected revelations about another person close to her. "]
Text[1064877350] = ["Football Night in America 04x11 - Season 4, Episode 11"," "]
Text[1064871382] = ["Metalocalypse 03x03 - Dethhealth"," "]
Text[1064867033] = ["Californication 03x09 - Mr. Bad Example"," "]
Text[1064879298] = ["House Hunters International 11x02 - A Second Home in Slovenia"," "]
Text[1064876001] = ["The Next Iron Chef 02x08 - Finale"," "]
Text[1064873820] = ["Storm Chasers 03x06 - Fight or Flight","Both Tim Samaras and the TIV team face off with a dangerous tornado. Reed pushes too close, and finds no place to hide. "]
Text[1064871627] = ["The American Music Awards 37x01 - The 37th Annual American Music Awards"," "]
Text[777752] = ["The Cleveland Show 01x07 - A Brown Thanksgiving","Cleveland celebrates his first Thanksgiving with his new family, including his own parents Cookie & Freight Train as well as Donna’s Auntie Momma who all make a surprise visit to shake things up in Stoolbend.
However, the holiday gets complicated when Roberta and Federline decide to celebrate on their own, and Cleveland discovers a surprising secret about Auntie Momma that changes his impression of her forever "]
Text[1064877373] = ["Untamed and Uncut 02x16 - Big Cats, Crashes & Carnage"," "]
Text[1064877382] = ["My Fair Wedding 02x09 - Christina (Swine Flu Bride)"," "]
Text[1064872980] = ["Sonny With A Chance 01x21 - Sonny: So Far","When Sonny and Tawni are guests on "Gotcha with Gilroy Smith," Gilroy tries to get Tawni and Sonny to confess some embarrassing moments on "So Random!". Sonny and Tawni make a pact backstage that they will have each others back but they realize that there is a hidden camera so Gilroy knows about their pact and decides to use it to his advantage. "]
Text[1064875845] = ["UnSung 02x08 - Finale: Roger and Zapp","Airs at 08:00 pm On TV One
"]
Text[1064873922] = ["Tough Love 02x02 - Communication"," "]
Text[1064875905] = ["Brothers (2009) 01x09 - Week in the Chair"," "]
Text[1064874174] = ["Three Rivers 01x08 - The Kindness of Strangers","A billionaire is forced to buy a new liver for his wife after a setback leaves her, while one of Andy's former friends resurfaces. "]
Text[1064877390] = ["On The Case With Paula Zahn 01x06 - A Death In The Desert"," "]
Text[1064871654] = ["Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew 01x04 - Season 1, Episode 4"," "]
Text[1064877396] = ["Leave It To Lamas 01x07 - Shayne Takes Manhattan"," "]
Text[1064872498] = ["Dallas Divas & Daughters 01x08 - She Said; She Said","Airs at 08:00 pm On
StyleAirs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 10:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 08:30 pm On Disney XD
"]
Text[1064884130] = ["Emeril Green 02x42 - Liquid Gold"," "]
Text[1064884131] = ["Emeril Green 02x43 - Meat Medley"," "]
Text[1064875926] = ["Chef Academy 01x02 - Just Desserts","Airs at 11:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 08:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 08:30 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:00 pm On DIRECTV
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Text[1064871725] = ["Jimmy Kimmel Live 07x165 - Charlize Theron, Regis Philbin, "Dancing with the Stars" winner Donny Osmond, Wolfmother"," "]
Text[1064872800] = ["Last Call with Carson Daly 08x114 - OK Go"," "]
Text[1064873021] = ["Late Show with David Letterman 17x52 - Zac Efron, Carrie Fisher, Rihanna"," "]
Text[1064854545] = ["NCIS 07x09 - Child's Play","A dead Marine's day job at a government think tank leads Gibbs and the team into the life of a 12-year-old prodigy who may be the killer's next target. "]
Text[1064876991] = ["Scare Tactics 04x08 - Tow Truck Killers"," "]
Text[1064874564] = ["So You Think You Can Dance 06x17 - Top 12 Perform"," "]
Text[1064876019] = ["The Biggest Loser 08x11 - Season 8, Episode 11"," "]
Text[1064872798] = ["The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 05x193 - Maria Bello, Peter Capaldi, Ben Harper & Relentless7"," "]
Text[1064863980] = ["NOVA 37x07 - What Are Dreams?"," "]
Text[1064877127] = ["The Hills 05x19 - Mr. Right Now","Kristin and Justin's romance reloads when he joins her in Vegas "]
Text[1064871352] = ["Dirty Jobs 05x18 - Safety Third","Mike looks back at some of the jobs to see how safety can be important. "]
Text[1064842458] = ["Secret Lives Of Women 05x15 - War on Polygamy"," "]
Text[1064877041] = ["Frontline (US) 28x06 - The Card Game"," "]
Text[1064876998] = ["ECW 04x25 - 112409"," "]
Text[1064878727] = ["Independent Lens 11x07 - Objectified"," "]
Text[1064873950] = ["Chelsea Lately 03x201 - Ryan Kwanten, Guy Branum, Sarah Colonna, Wil Anderson"," "]
Text[1064835395] = ["Sons of Anarchy 02x12 - The Culling"," "]
Text[1064876093] = ["Tabatha’s Salon Takeover 02x04 - Bang Salon: Fort Lauderdale, Fla.","Airs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 10:00 pm On
truTV
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Text[1064874565] = ["So You Think You Can Dance 06x18 - 2 of 12 Voted Off"," "]
Text[1064876022] = ["The Biggest Loser S08-Special - Where Are They Now?"," "]
Text[1064872799] = ["The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 05x194 - Robin Wright Penn, Wolfgang Puck"," "]
Text[1064873234] = ["The New Adventures of Old Christine 05x09 - I Love Woo, I Hate You","After Christine convinces Lindsay that single life is the way to go, Lindsay leaves her husband and moves in with her, making Christine her divorce role model. "]
Text[1064852231] = ["Megabuilders 04x07 - Venice Code Red","It's the ultimate engineering challenge: rescue the magnificent city of Venice, Italy, before it is drowned by the Adriatic Sea. A fantastic 5.5 billion dollar plan is taking shape. It's called the "Mose project", after the biblical savior Moses. They're constructing 78 massive floodgates, up to 29 meters tall, that will lie on the seabed. Whenever a dangerous high tide threatens the city the gates are supposed to rise from water and hold back the sea. The dynamic woman at the helm; Chief Engineer, Dr. Maria Theresa Brotto, declares, "Without the Mose, we will lose Venice." But no one can predict when a colossal high tide will swamp the city and it's a race against time for the workers of the Mose project. "]
Text[1064875862] = ["Tyler Perry's House of Payne 06x07 - Marriage Paynes","All three couples go on an eye-opening marriage retreat. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a divorce. Meanwhile, Claretha and Floyd babysit for the twins while everyone is away--it's scary. "]
Text[1064845541] = ["Living With Ed 03x06 - Gambling On Green"," "]
Text[1064882649] = ["Property Virgins 07x05 - Road Weary"," "]
Text[1064873951] = ["Chelsea Lately 03x202 - Eric Bana, Heather McDonald, Chris Franjola, Josh Thomas"," "]
Text[1064877059] = ["Inside the NFL 33x12 - 12 09-10"," "]
Text[1064870915] = ["Gary Unmarried 02x09 - Gary Keeps a Secret","Gary tries to keep the secret of letting Louise attend a popular girls party from Allison, while Sasha contemplates having more than a working relationship with Gary. "]
Text[1064855942] = ["Ghost Hunters Academy 01x03 - Back to Basics"," "]
Text[1064857017] = ["Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns 03x07 - Meet the Couch Potato","Will deals with his suspension by spending his days sleeping and not paying attention to the kids. Meanwhile, Brown learns a few phrases of spanish to get a raise at the hospital but later realizes the importance when an accident victim comes in and he is unable to translate. "]
Text[1064853983] = ["The Middle 01x08 - Thanksgiving","Frankie's hopes for the perfect Thanksgiving are ruined when Mr. Ehlert makes the staff work on the holiday. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike meet Sue's first boyfriend, and Axl loses Brick in a corn maze. "]
Text[1064866469] = ["Man v. Food 02x17 - Little Rock, AR"," "]
Text[1064873945] = ["Late Night with Jimmy Fallon 01x157 - Seth Green, Padma Lakshmi, Tommy Lee, Mos Def & Talib Kweli"," "]
Text[1064876116] = ["Human Wrecking Balls 02x03 - Season 2, Episode 3"," "]
Text[1064873002] = ["The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien 01x111 - Norm MacDonald, Gretchen Bleiler, Dan Cummins"," "]
Text[1064852789] = ["Glee 01x11 - Hairography","Will believes that Sue has been leaking information to rivaling Glee Clubs, so he visits one and also happens to get a look at their competition. Meanwhile, in order to impress Finn, Kurt gives Rachel a makeover. "]
Text[1064870443] = ["Modern Family 01x09 - Fizbo","Phil and Claire try to throw Luke the birthday party of his dreams. However, when Cameron comes to the party as Fizbo the clown, he triggers a chain of events that land some in the hospital. "]
Text[1064870380] = ["Cougar Town 01x09 - Here Comes My Girl","Jules' small Thanksgiving dinner turns into a large get-together as Travis invites his girlfriend, Kylie, to dinner. Jules and her friends are determined to make a good impression on Kylie, but Jules finds herself giving Travis and Kylie a lesson on birth control. "]
Text[1064871632] = ["Eastwick 01x08 - Paint and Pleasure","Roxie forgets that his motives might be less than pure when Darryl arranges an art show for her work at his mansion... and invites New York art maven Greta Noa to come, while Joanna uncovers the fact that every action she takes with her power to get her life back on track have consequences. Meanwhile, Kat is still wondering how to move on from Ray, and shies away from a budding romance with Will. "]
Text[1064875369] = ["The Jay Leno Show 01x53 - Paula Patton, Jimmie Johnson"," "]
Text[1064876169] = ["Bank of Mom and Dad 01x09 - Jackie"," "]
Text[1064844624] = ["Man Shops Globe 01x08 - Argentina"," "]
Text[1064866893] = ["Ben 10: Evolutions 01x00 - Ben 10: Alien Swarm"," "]
Text[1064876065] = ["Lock N' Load 01x06 - License to Conceal"," "]
Text[1064878740] = ["Income Property 02x08 - Executive Rental Pays Mortgage"," "]
Text[1064872802] = ["Last Call with Carson Daly 08x116 - Weezer"," "]
Text[1064875183] = ["Survivor 19x11 - The First 27 Days"," "]
Text[1064877010] = ["TNA iMPACT! 07x08 - November 26, 2009"," "]
Text[1064880906] = ["This Old House Hour 08x08 - Episode #808"," "]
Text[1064873946] = ["Late Night with Jimmy Fallon 01x158 - Robin Williams, Rashida Jones"," "]
Text[1064873003] = ["The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien 01x112 - Pee-wee Herman, Donald Faison, Bon Jovi"," "]
Text[1064875600] = ["The Very Funny Show 01x02 - John Roy & Louis Ramey"," "]
Text[1064877079] = ["WWE Superstars 01x33 - Episode 133"," "]
Text[1064875370] = ["The Jay Leno Show 01x54 - Megan Fox"," "]
Text[1064877091] = ["It Only Hurts When I Laugh 01x11 - Episode 11","Airs at 10:00 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:30 pm On
truTVAirs at 10:00 pm On
StarzAirs at 07:00 pm On Disney XD
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Text[1064875521] = ["Ghost Adventures 03x06 - Remington Arms","The abandoned Remington Arms factory in Bridgeport, CT, has a dark history. Once the largest supplier of munitions in the world, mysterious explosions, electrocutions and melted bodies has earned it a deadly reputation. Eyewitness accounts of fire, shadow people and even sabotage still haunt the factory today. "]
Text[1064869114] = ["White Collar 01x06 - All In","Peter and Neal are thrust into the seedy underbelly of New York City's Chinatown "]
Text[1064873947] = ["Late Night with Jimmy Fallon 01x159 - Fred Armisen, Carey Mulligan, Daniel Boulud"," "]
Text[1064857015] = ["Life on Top 01x09 - Blame it on Brazil","Sophie gets her first wax and finds the new configuration has some exciting effects; Bella spends some time on the other side of the camera; Cassia investigates opening her own restaurant; and Maya resumes her training after taking a break. "]
Text[1064876176] = ["I'm Alive 01x09 - A New Day"," "]
Text[1064876023] = ["Heavy Metal Task Force 01x08 - Season 1, Episode 8"," "]
Text[1064875944] = ["Platinum Babies 01x05 - Jena & Peter"," "]
Text[1064876079] = ["Happily Ever Faster 01x03 - Groomzilla & a Late Proposal"," "]
Text[1064876080] = ["Happily Ever Faster 01x03 - Second Chance at Love"," "]
Text[1064876460] = ["Pit Bulls and Parolees 01x05 - On the Run"," "]
Text[1064881008] = ["NOW on PBS 05x11 - Season 5, Episode 11"," "]
Text[631308] = ["Shameless 05x01 - Season 5, Episode 1","Frank receives really bad news when he is forced to visit the hospital. Lip finds his past catching up with him and he ends up in a fight. "]
Text[1064879280] = ["America's Most Wanted 23x09 - Episode 2309"," "]
Text[1064878558] = ["Cops 22x11 - Coast to Coast #158"," "]
Text[1064877140] = ["48 Hours Mystery 23x09 - Live To Tell: Krystal's Courage"," "]
Text[1064833897] = ["ABC Saturday Night College Football 04x11 - Georgia at Georgia Tech"," "]
Text[1064844645] = ["Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 04x08 - Episode 408"," "]
Text[1064872721] = ["iCarly 03x07 - iMove Out"," "]
Text[1064813672] = ["The Academy (US) 03x06 - Fire Ground Pace"," "]
Text[1064876024] = ["Build It Bigger 03x10 - Finale: City Center, Las Vegas"," "]
Text[1064871000] = ["Legend of the Seeker 02x04 - Touched","While Zedd and Cara follow a lead in tracking down the Stone of Tears, Kahlan learns of a mysterious girl who proves to be the only other living Confessor. She and Richard set out to rescue the teenager from evil forces and prevent her from accidentally unleashing the power she possesses. "]
Text[1064877157] = ["The Dish 02x26 - Season 2, Episode 26","Airs at 10:00 pm On
StyleAirs at 10:00 pm On TV One
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Text[1064877122] = ["World's Strictest Parents 01x16 - The McCormick Family"," "]
Text[1064875903] = ["The Wanda Sykes Show 01x04 - Kathleen Madigan"," "]
Text[1064877113] = ["Superfetch 01x15 - Dog Clears the Table/Doggie Handy Man"," "]
Text[1064877114] = ["Superfetch 01x16 - Fetch Me Some Ice Cream/Dog Cleans Up Bachelor Pad"," "]
Text[1064877117] = ["Top 20 Most Shocking 01x09 - Dumb Dudes","Airs at 08:00 pm On
truTV
After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works.
However, when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures "]
Text[1064871882] = ["Desperate Housewives 06x09 - Would I Think of Suicide?","Angie decides it's time for her and her family to leave Wisteria Lane considering another attack may occur, while Bree's affair with Karl becomes harder to keep a secret and results in Bree and Susan literally up in each other's arms. Meanwhile, a rift with Gaby is caused by Lynette's pregnancy, and the result of a confrontation between Mike and Katherine is a harmful and unexpected blow. "]
Text[1064877344] = ["Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 07x09 - Marshall Family (Lyme, NH)"," "]
Text[1064825226] = ["Family Guy 08x08 - Dog Gone","When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one.
Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn’t listen to Peter "]
Text[1064880410] = ["Hallmark Hall Of Fame 59x01 - A Dog Named Christmas"," "]
Text[1064875617] = ["Iron Chef America 08x15 - Flay vs. Morimoto (Holiday Ice Battle)"," "]
Text[1064866378] = ["The Amazing Race 15x10 - It Starts with an "F", That’s All I’m Saying (Czech Republic)"," "]
Text[1064841566] = ["The Simpsons 21x07 - Rednecks and Broomsticks","After the family is involved in a car accident on their way home from a skiing trip, they lose their car, but Cleatus and his (large) hillbilly family have a winter house nearby and they take temporarily take care of them. However, when Lisa gets lost in a game of hide-and-seek, she meets some Wiccans (witches without brooms and pointy hats) and the next school day takes a wicked turn when everything she sees and hears resembles the witchcraft of the Wiccans. Meanwhile, Homer becomes the judge of a “moonshine” drink the hillbillies make. "]
Text[1064877379] = ["The Girls Next Door 06x08 - Stay Tuned"," "]
Text[1064812583] = ["Sunday Night Football 04x12 - Pittsburgh Steelers at Baltimore Ravens"," "]
Text[1064876961] = ["60 Minutes (US) 42x10 - Episode 10"," "]
Text[1064854576] = ["Dexter 04x10 - Lost Boys","Dexter finally believes he understands the beast known as Trinity. But when a ten-year old boy goes missing, Dexter is forced to question everything he’s learned up to this point. It’s a race against the clock. And with each step forward, Dexter has to confront the real possibility that he may have more in common with Trinity than he’d like to admit. Secrets abound – from Cody, who is forced to defend one of Dexter’s lies, Masuka, who can’t bring himself to confess what he witnessed at Thanksgiving, and Debra, whose recent discoveries force one of Miami’s finest into making an impossible decision. "]
Text[1064871883] = ["Brothers & Sisters 04x09 - Pregnant Pause","Justin and Rebecca harbor secrets that could break their relationship for good, while Holly's financial crisis takes another bad turn. Meanwhile, Sarah becomes worried and jealous about Nora's romance as she struggles to overcome her own devastating break-up from her love affair with Luc. "]
Text[1064877351] = ["Football Night in America 04x12 - Season 4, Episode 12"," "]
Text[1064867034] = ["Californication 03x10 - Dogtown","Hank takes Charlie out on the town to drown his sorrows after Sue Collini fires him for causing client Rick Springfield to leave the agency. Meanwhile, Karen, still miffed by Hank's dalliance with Felicia organizes a girls' night out with Becca and Marcy. Drunk and up to no good, Hank and Charlie have a near-death experience when they confront a couple of thieving hoodlums in a convenience store. The night ends with Charlie realizing he made a questionable body art decision and Hank having the breakfast of his life with the woman he loves. "]
Text[1064873821] = ["Storm Chasers 03x07 - Sean Casey at the Bat","Sean Casey's meteorologists finally put him in position for the shot of a lifetime, and this time it's a home run. Reed, Tim, and Josh all score big. "]
Text[1064873822] = ["Storm Chasers 03x08 - EF-3 strikes you're out","On the last chase of the season in Nebraska, Reed and Tim chase multiple vortices. But when an EF-3 monster touches down right on top of Reed's armored research vehicle, Mother Nature shows who really dominates in Tornado Alley. "]
Text[777748] = ["The Cleveland Show 01x08 - From Bed to Worse","Cleveland and Donna are excited to have the house to themselves when Cleveland Jr. and Roberta go on a school trip to Washington, D.C., but a disgruntled Rallo will do whatever it takes to keep Cleveland and Donna apart.
Meanwhile Roberta’s partying gets out of control and Cleveland Jr. comes to her rescue "]
Text[1064877374] = ["Untamed and Uncut 02x17 - Mayhem & Miracles"," "]
Text[1064877383] = ["My Fair Wedding 02x10 - Noelle (Glue Gun Bride)"," "]
Text[1064874579] = ["Tough Love 02x03 - Sex, Lies and Boot Camp"," "]
Text[1064876049] = ["Glenn Martin DDS 01x14 - Deck the Malls"," "]
Text[1064877392] = ["On The Case With Paula Zahn 01x07 - Love You to Death"," "]
Text[1064875840] = ["Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew 01x05 - Season 1, Episode 5"," "]
Text[1064877397] = ["Leave It To Lamas 01x08 - It's My Party…"," "]
Text[1064875812] = ["The Haunted 01x02 - Murder at the Black Horse"," "]
Text[1064876073] = ["Cowboys & Outlaws 01x03 - The Real Lonesome Dove"," "]
Text[1064879069] = ["Soul Train Music Awards 01x22 - The 22nd Annual Soul Train Music Awards","Airs at 09:00 pm On Centric
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Text[1064876141] = ["Meet the Natives: USA 01x01 - Montana"," "]
Text[1064876142] = ["Meet the Natives: USA 01x02 - New York City"," "]
Text[1064879328] = ["Replay 01x01 - Pilot","Airs at 09:00 pm On FSN
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Text[1064879085] = ["Good Eats 13x13 - Twas' The Night Before Good Eats","A dark holiday night finds Alton Brown visited by a series of culinary spirits which drive him to prepare long lost yuletide classics. "]
Text[1064812601] = ["Monday Night Football 40x13 - New England Patriots at New Orleans Saints"," "]
Text[1064874548] = ["House 06x09 - Wilson","When Wilson's friend and former leukemia patient Tucker suffers paralysis of the arm, Wilson initially insists it's something other than cancer. House disagrees and offers a wager. However, when Wilson discovers what Tucker's illness really is, he has to decide whether to make a personal sacrifice to help Tucker live. Meanwhile, Cuddy tries to buy a house for herself and Lucas. "]
Text[1064876129] = ["Intervention 08x01 - Linda"," "]
Text[1064871367] = ["One Tree Hill 07x11 - You Know I Love You, Don’t You","Nathan and Haley have to make tough decisions about their careers, all while choosing what is best for their family. Meanwhile, Julian tells Alex a secret which leads to a confrontation with Brooke; Clay tries to fix his career; Jamie learns about Skills' new job; and Millie finds an unlikely friend in Victoria. "]
Text[1064875371] = ["The Daily Show 14x151 - Maziar Bahari"," "]
Text[1064876879] = ["The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 05x195 - Michael Sheen"," "]
Text[1064875146] = ["WWE Raw 17x48 - Episode #865"," "]
Text[1064875375] = ["The Colbert Report 05x151 - Dan Esty, Cevin Soling"," "]
Text[1064877037] = ["Million Dollar Listing 03x08 - In Real Estate Everything's Personal","Airs at 10:00 pm On
BravoAirs at 08:30 pm On Disney XD
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Text[1064884132] = ["Emeril Green 02x44 - The Best of Beans"," "]
Text[1064884133] = ["Emeril Green 02x45 - Divine Wine"," "]
Text[1064876139] = ["Pawn Star$ 02x01 - Fired Up","The Pawn Stars want to buy an airplane propeller that may be historically tied to Charles Lindbergh--can they find an expert or documentation to confirm the link or will this deal crash and burn? Then when a man brings in a 1750s Flintlock Musketoon, Rick has doubts about its authenticity. And later a young man brings the Old Man a key chain that he believes belonged to Willie Nelson--the only question is--which one. "]
Text[1064876140] = ["Pawn Star$ 02x02 - Sharks and Cobras","Rick and the Old Man look to buy a 1965 Shelby Cobra classic car--one of the most expensive American race cars. Will they burn rubber and make a deal or will they slam on the brakes for a fake? Then the Pawn Stars have a chance to buy a ship's clock from a 1942 WWII Ship that's worth money only if it ticks. "]
Text[1064876134] = ["Hoarders 02x01 - Augustine"," "]
Text[1064875927] = ["Chef Academy 01x03 - Basic Training","Airs at 11:00 pm On
Bravo 
